Summer Babe: Shark (UPDATED)
My lovely friend, is the L in LOCO and C in crazy. I call him RAMBOO Jr, why ? because his even lovlier father told him that if he ever sees a small-med sized shark he should jump in & swim with’em cuz they wouldent bite ??
They wouldent bite ?? ohh shut UP ! what do you mean they WOULD NOT bite ?? THEY KILL !! Oh and just so you know, WOULD, means that there is a possibility! get that ?? kapeesh ??
Anyway this friend (yes i know your reading with a SMIRK) is a piece of stupidity. We saw a freakin shark and he said “if I jump what would you do ?”
i was like ” you’d do what ?? well go on then, yalla jump and i’ll have your kids if you do that ! so yeah baby, go go ,, go jump , its all good ”
THE FREAK ACTUALLY JUMPED IN !! why ?? why would you do that !?!?! Ofcourse nothing happened and the small shark swam away.
He came back up with the biggest smile/joy in the world, and he simply said ” that felt great !! I feel like a million bucks ! ” he then drank his KDD orange juice & minded his business.
It turns out his father *cough* freak *cough* RAMBOO *cough* FREAAAK told him ( sharks here are harmless, in other words ” yarayeernaa khaKar “)
I love your dad. slap him for me hmm ??
Anyway this was my reaction.
LOOOL no no no, I just had to write that down to just pop this gif up, its funny, but honestly that was my reaction when I saw the ALIEN.
(UPDATE) speaking of crazies, my friend S, wanted to share his part of craziness with you. That right there is a big shark !
