Passed by Sultan Centre yesterday for a quick item/grab/escape mission.
Passed by my favorite section, cheese and dairy mess, found a kind indian lady promoting this brand new GOAT cheese haloumi and Labnah too.
GOAT cheese ? WOW !
There’s a testing booth right next to her, she asked me to give it a go, I did – it was amazing!
Miss Cow I love you but your haloumi and labnah were too salty so I skipped you and went with my new suga mama, Miss Goat.
Then again, is it because im a capricorn ? HAH!
KOKO thoughts aside, I loved the packaging. Its very – how do I say it ? – DUETCH/EUROPA/MONTROUEX.
**SPEAKING OF COWS**
As I was reading some labels in the tea and coffee section, I heard a group of girls passing by me, then a fully figured one passed beside me, I just did a quick look – you know, the regular – right left – look, then went right back to my tea.
I SWEAR she went “ish yabee hatha i6ali3 ?” // Ofcourse I kept my eyes and senses focused on what im doing – ignoring her very existence.
Now listen girlfriend, ask your self three simple questions:
1- Why would I look at you ?
2- Suppose I did, what then ?
3- Why the vulgarity ?
My dear, if you answer and/or know how to read, then, and only then we’ll talk.
Trust me, Im not mean. Its just a reality slap on your neck, no no, not your cheeks, your neck.
**BONUS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE**
You know what you said to your friend/cousin/sister is a lie. (NO i was not sneaking upon you, you were screaming out your personal life in the chocolate/oil/fat and sugar section – Bless those items)
He did what to you ? and you said no ? AAAH !
**Thank you for making me feel normal**
I LOVE YOU MY DEAR DELUSIONAL SELF RIGHTEOUS HUMAN-COW – AWWWW !!