Lord knows this baby came just right on time.
I remember how I was in the middle of the ultimate hair grabbing – dress swaging – sharp tongue fighting and endless arguments at work – Basically the situation was KiSHEEEEESH and I was sitting in the middle sofa – just sitting there in silence. I was praying for an answer to take this mess away – when the Tea boy (Burhaan, imma call him BuHTaan, cuz this broth lies a lot, AWWWW) came in with this box of goodness saying “Chocolate Box for Abdullah”
“Yes yes, thats exactly what I want – probably throw some at ‘em, might cool this mess around” is what I thought.
OHHHH it was HAWT HAWT HAWT, literally hawt and fresh-outta-the-oven – so all of a sudden I go “boys and girls, chocolatness brought this brand new ,,, ” remember SIMBA from the lion king ? remember what happened to the father at the valley ? THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. I wanted to go on but oh my ! the pushing and shoving reached me and …
just when I thought everything I wanted to hear went out of the window, the moment that thing went to their mouths, I heard them going “OHHHH – AAAAAAH – WOOOOOOOOW – OH MY GOD”
This is where my face went blank. Just like this dot right here ————> .
All of a sudden they started giggling, having a good time and SIGNING PAPERS. Really ? are we signing papers now ? where was the ,, – Oh well, as long as they’r happy. Guess Sugar rush went straight into the right directions.
One of them was blushing for some reason, actin all shy, coy and stuff – wanted to slap the hell out of her “Your husband aint here, hell is your problem ?” – “*smiling* Madree shfenee, faja’a ista7ait” – See that ? I won’t go there cuz thats a glimpse – a glimpse I tell you of the KiSHEEEESH that I was in.
The girls were having so much fun, they went ahead and started to whip that hair out of excitement
Boys too but I won’t go there, its just too nasty to mention. mm hmm.
LORD SAVE US & حسبي الله عليك يا راكان، تهبلوا العيال
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