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28
August, 2011
Personal 8:41 PM

Experience with ZAIN: 4 Days 4 Problems

Im a zain client. Been so for many years.

In light of improvements, quality of service, quality of products and customer satisfaction, I have four things to share with you that’v happened to me recently.

Zain, my experience with you’s been SHain. I dislike showcasing low points of anything or anyone, however, this is a bit too much.

Please read and bare in mind, that I say this with love.

#1 AIRPORT

Went two days ago to pay some bills, buy a product and configure a Wiyana plan.

Got a ticket, number was 305. Looked up at the screens, saw #531, the one next to it was #532.

Got a bit confused, I asked the gentleman at the reception for guidance, here is the conversation:

p0ach: Massak ALLAH bil khair okhoy. Min fathlik, ma3ay # 305 wil shaasha badya min foog el 500. Hal Raqmee ghala6 ? Hal el waraqa ele fe edee 9a7ee7a ?

Receptionist: isteree7 wal7een iyee doorik

p0ach: 6ayib, wain ashoof el raQam? ay shaasha ?

Receptionist: okhoy isteree7 wal7een iyee doorik.

Where do I start ? Attitude, not greeting me back, the fugly energy and presence ?

See I could have given him a bit of fever, but I am p0ach. I don’t get down like that.

Carrying on, the paper/ticket says wait approximately 6 minutes. I waited 10x that period. I waited for an hour. 60 minutes.

Then, I realized the same screen that had these 500+ numbers, alternates !

The receptionist, could have explained that these screens alternate. I would have passed by Starbucks, pink berry or done other things instead of waiting.

Funny thing is, when my time came to sit and actually speak to someone, the staff asked me to WAIT for a while till OTHER clients sit with him since they were on a hurry.

Beautiful. Beyond beautiful.

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11
July, 2011
Personal 1:13 AM

When p0ach Met Janet

Speech-less

Info:

Janet Jackson’s “Up Close & Personal” Tour

Front row – Centre Stage – DIamond VIP ticket

30th June 2011 – Royal Albert Hall – London.

I’ll never forget this. Can’t.

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30
May, 2011
Personal 12:07 AM

2.22 Keeps Following Me Everywhere

Usually, when I see 2.22 it brings with it a great “feel good” sensation.

I dont know why, I dont understand its significance, however, I dont mind it at all.

Keep coming, keep bringing your lucky charms with you along the way.

THANK YOU !

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02
May, 2011
Personal 2:52 AM

Beautiful Petals Monday Morning Post

These past two weeks were exceptionally different indeed.

Strangely, something nice comes with dust.

I obviously am done with the blog’s renovation, very pleased with the feedback received. Made up new ties and ventures with different people/companies. Then comes the massive success of the place I work for. I could not be more happier or proud. Professionally speaking.

MANY things caught my attention this weekend:

#1 Saw a young man in haste. Pushing his way through while looking at his watch, in a rush, obviously. He probably saw squashed strawberries or raspberries on the ground, passed it by, thought about it for a while then came right back, picked it from the ground, went to the nearest bin and popped it there. Beautiful.

#2 Mid 50′s couple were in a luggage store discussing which pack to go for. When the sales man said “Sir, go with this option, its lighter” the gentleman looked at his wife “I can carry it, give me the heavier set”. Adorable.

#3 People are calmer these passed two weeks. I might have been under the weather, but I do feel that people are laid back a bit. Finally.

On another note, Mum & Dad came back home, many things jump to mind, but I’ll just say this “Our house is now a home”.

Smile, appreciate the love around you now.

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20
April, 2011
Personal 12:05 AM

p0ach nearly got p0achED

Yes, just like that, a lady-freak leaves a note like this without me seeing her.

I already shared this with my peeps on twitter, here’s the story one more time for yall:

Few days ago, I took my little niece who was a bit sick and her nanny to the doctor, then a bit of McDonalds and then bought some things along the way.

Was rocking my Dinosaur Vomit look: Dishadha, ghetra, didnt shave for a long while.

Now, along these “mishaweer” some DUDETTE decides she wants to p0ach Mr.p0ach on her phone and do the LALA land love story “SWV” all night long.

*sigh*

You kind of swallowed my role here but thats fine, I hold my hand up for all my independent women, but thats just plain unnecessary. AND PLEASE do not include the almighty’s name in this, we clear ?

Aww and now wait now, lets just try to do a quick one on one analysis party.

Me with a kid and a nanny – the clearest outlook is that im probably married. You get down with Married dudes ?

I asked one of my underground freaks to call her up and see what her deal was. In short, she likes married men.

BOUNTIFUL, no ?

Ladies, you better hold your men down before lovely Slutinaas like this one take over while you go BYEBYE husband & aunt Nisra//hello BABA// or worse !

“نااااااارك و لا ينت أهلي”

We dont want that now do we ?

“ويقولون الشباب شياطين”

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21
March, 2011
Personal 12:25 AM

Innocent Discussion: Families Only Muhallab Mall

Went to crash by Muhallab Mall to visit my new favorite store (Lowcarb.NoSugar).

Was about to run in the mall till I saw a big a$$ sign that goes “Families only” a group four guard and two semi-kuwaiti guys guarding the door.

I held my position for a while, murmured all kinds of mess in my head, eyes got KOKO, but I went ahead and said:

“iseer adish wila ?” // “iseer iseer 6aal 3omrik”.

Ok *sigh*

Why family time in the mall ? and why 6aal 3omrik ? There is no 6aal 3omrik “vibe” on my face OR my trainings — so erm ?? What ?

Here’s the thing baby:

Aside from the conehead/Starwars/BabeOnMakeUpFix/Vampire_Pale_Face/TightAbaya galore, do I need to discuss what I saw in the mall ?

Cuz secruity needs to understand who MUST be protected from who precisely. HAH!

Just so you know, there was a bit of this too:

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OHHHH how I wish I could have done my JINGO LOBA dance with them fine girls over here, just to express how I feel:
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02
March, 2011
Personal 9:51 AM

I Miss The Beach

Plain and simple.

*took this in Thailand.

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