THE WAIT IS OVER! KHALEEJESQUE’S FIRST PRINT ISSUE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED

Khaleejesque, the first online ‘Khaleeji’ lifestyle magazine is proud to announce the unveiling of its first print magazine issue. The “Culture Issue” showcases contemporary reflections of the Arabian Gulf, interviews inspiring people such as Sara Al-Hamad, uncovers UAE’s hidden gems and explores the rise of social media in the GCC, among other things. The first issue of Khaleejesque Magazine is a local production that covers regional topics presented to an international audience.

To celebrate the launch of the magazine, Khaleejesque is going to have an event to showcase the print magazine in 360 Mall on the 5th and 6th of February from 10am-10pm. Meet the talented team behind Khaleejesque, walk around the make-shift magazine installation, get a digital snapshot from BonkerBox and make sure to grab a free copy of the first print issue.

We kindly ask all media representatives and bloggers to arrive for the official launch at 6 pm on Sunday the 5th of February.  Team members will take you around the installation and will hand you a special complimentary gift bag.
RSVP 
Noor Al Sabah
noor@khaleejesque.com

Nai Nai, you did what baby ? To A Kuwaitia ? Child don’t know these women are ALL forgiven and merciful unless its food and men involved ?

Girl, you blew it up. Now you know I love you to pieces, but this ? This I can’t help you here, imma let miss LAFAYETTE deal witchU !

FEE FEE ? TELL HER !

Umm Hmmm.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS @alenezi86

p.s: Ofcourse that magazine’s very existence is a crime to begin with just like the title it proudly holds. Tabloid magazines bring nothing but false/fake news. Why would Naomi leave the world and announce being a home wrecker ? and to a Kuwaitia ? COME ON ! – Wait, i’ll play Ludacriss “How low can you go”. Fits the whole scene perfectly.

Whats so special about this tree ?

Find out HERE

Click here to view the embedded video.

Well, …

Mike and I thought of shoving our mouths with popcorn just to stay quiet.

Two girls were discussing shoes, wont get into details, I just love how they compared shoes to men.

I love how one of’em said “My boyfriend is your everyday stiletto, while my husband is my versace, etro and birkin shoe” ofcourse, im rephrasing but im not rephrasing the many MY MY MY she uttered.

Girl, there are no BIRKIN shoes as far as I know. There are birkin bags. MAY birkin bags iYeeon 3ala rasich, scream AMEEN!

Now I love and support women, but that, a statement from a double crossing cheater ??

A reader, AF, sent me this article and thought I should share it with you:

News article.

Opposing Article.

Would love to read what YOU think ?

p.s: My comment on Fuad Al-Hashim’s “OPPOSING” article is

Im just saying.

“French women cause a stir in niqab and hot pants in anti-burka ban protest”

Well, I dont really have a comment. However, you can check out the whole story in the link below (Includes Video).

Check it out HERE

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Thank you @Smart0y // Abdullah

Happy/Mubarak/Blessed EID to you all.

While on the road, visiting your loved ones, please keep your eyes on the road.

We know its the all time EYEPOP/GAZ/ABEEEHA season, we know, however, we need our cars to stay safe and sound ok ?

Ladies, go easy and play nice, yes ?

I saw this cute creation by the wonderful F20, thought i’d share it with you guys:

My little niece, the little Namla, the one and only Queen, my queen, celebrated her first ever Gergai3an, she was excited and over the moon.

I love how she freaked out when everyone started, singing, clapping, bit of “Yebaab”, money and candy in the air, her eyes said it all.

Her mum, my sis, thought of going with a Moroccan theme and see how it goes, I think the “6aajin” boxes looked great, I think people could use’em later if they like.

lemme share with you some pics:

AHHHHHHH my sweet little angel. I love you !

Side note:

While I was hanging with the boys at dowaniya, we were bombarded twice with kids, adorable, my friend decided to take a quick snap before their mum freaks out, GRRRRR !

Tabeen kakaw o ma tabeen insawir ? HAH!

Oh and one more thing, I loved these Gergaian pics from flicker too:

Lamya Al-Shaya

Ro’aa

Ghadeer Q

3asa ALLAH ya7fith i3yalna ajma3een

I loved these new pedestrian traffic gems I saw in the UK for selected highly crowded streets like Regent.

This baby flashes a screen with the remaining seconds left till you can cross over.

I loved how everyone was looking at it as if it were their rush hour savior, HAH!

Ladies, just post it down, HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED to get ready and fully glamed up for Ramadan ?

Honest answers are HIGHLY appreciated.

CAUTION/Notice/p.s: Boys are watching.

Enough with the talking, gossiping, hush talk, dirty down, up , right, left and sides ways mess.

Im talking about the latest marriage/engagement/wedding viral news in each and every household.

Karma is Karma. Thats all I’ll say.

You voted and the results are out. I just want to say that im so proud of what the majority went with.

LET THERE BE LIGHT

I was at Al-Ghanim Electronics mega store looking for cam lenses to exchange the ones I have on my Canon DSLR. This is when two lovely ladies passed infront of me as if no one is there and uttered these magic words:

“Ana abee camera NEEEEEKON nafs muuulat Maysa Maysa Maysaaaaaaaaa” // I want a nikon cam just like the one Maisa (The actress) holds. In street slang that is.

Ok somebody explain this to me ? Oh and we wont comment on the language used yes ?

As silly as it may sound to many of you, I find this question very interesting.

In my humble opinion, I have seen how women can win over battles when it comes to social issues and emotionally tagged topics. Men tend win in fields other than the ones I mentioned.

Its not fair to conclude how smart or dumb you are over a mere question, every human being is made of layers and layers of pure excellence, thats my point of view.

I’d like to know who prefers what in this country, so go ahead and vote, lets see how this goes.

This thing happened again. This time on another note and in another situation.

I was HIGH for some nasty reason. All by myself in my car, then Miss Braxton decides to make an appearance on my iPod, “You’re Makin Me High” so everything was right, the song, the mood – 9 pm.

Miss braxton throws some nasty lyrics in that song. I, however, love to translate every song I listen to unintentionally to arabic/Kuwaiti slang. She was going “Take me, Take me, Take me away” after that nasty hook with even nastier lyrics, I translated it into “Khithnee, Khithnee, Khithnee Away” - while I was doing that – my cosmic smile makes an appearance – deep breaths, the whole feel good vibe.

I admit, when im in my own mental space, I tend to ignore everything and everyone/focus on what I have in hand. My head was sliding on the seat, my hands on the steering wheel, making beats, eyes closed, humming, singing, smiling.

*Ahem*

I felt two cars looking my way, boys and girls – some thought I was smiling to/for them – some were in “is he ok?” trauma.

My dear, if you would have had the courtesy and/or minded your business you wouldn’t have had an accident while the signal is red, dumb no ?

Suggestion:

Instead of looking/comparing/judging try to look at yourself in the mirror and whisper “whats wrong with me ? What am I lacking ?” if you were honest, you’d realize the list is in the realm of infinity. Maybe you can focus on that ? Maybe, just maybe.

Ofcourse, my story is not that important, im sure you guys are full.

Whats your story ?

IMPRESS ME

If somebody threw this line at your mug, what would you do/say ?

“Make your own scenario – Lets examine your creative minds”

ظل راجل ولا ظل حيطه

One can not avoid the latest messages that have been/still are spread everywhere about marriage news about specific families using BBM, SMS and E-mails. I’v already discussed this mess earlier.

I received these messages on heavy rotation day one.

Day two, I received the same with lots and lots of judgement attached under the original messages which I wont share simply because it belongs to my “class” posts.

On the same day, I asked why are you doing this ? The inevitable answer was “You think with your heart and not your brain, you’ll never understand”

So if im not on the same page with you, how you think, what you want, im considered un-awakened and in the realm of unconsciousness ?

Judge me, my poor brian all you want, but  lemme tell you what I saw:

- Most negative comments came from men & women who are single, insecure, love to hate, self obssesed. *for no reason* If I may add.

- Many, not all, were uneducated and are, somehow, taught, what to think. A college degree does not mean your educated, get it ?

- Many made me burst thoughts like “ And who are you again ?” if you know what im saying.

My advice is to mind your business, wish everyone well and know that fate is everything.

Its very simple. What you give out to the universe will come back to you.

No wonder you’r miserable as hell.

Oh and Karma is a what ? Yup, thats right.