p0ach nearly got p0achED
Yes, just like that, a lady-freak leaves a note like this without me seeing her.
I already shared this with my peeps on twitter, here’s the story one more time for yall:
Few days ago, I took my little niece who was a bit sick and her nanny to the doctor, then a bit of McDonalds and then bought some things along the way.
Was rocking my Dinosaur Vomit look: Dishadha, ghetra, didnt shave for a long while.
Now, along these “mishaweer” some DUDETTE decides she wants to p0ach Mr.p0ach on her phone and do the LALA land love story “SWV” all night long.
*sigh*
You kind of swallowed my role here but thats fine, I hold my hand up for all my independent women, but thats just plain unnecessary. AND PLEASE do not include the almighty’s name in this, we clear ?
Aww and now wait now, lets just try to do a quick one on one analysis party.
Me with a kid and a nanny – the clearest outlook is that im probably married. You get down with Married dudes ?
I asked one of my underground freaks to call her up and see what her deal was. In short, she likes married men.
BOUNTIFUL, no ?
Ladies, you better hold your men down before lovely Slutinaas like this one take over while you go BYEBYE husband & aunt Nisra//hello BABA// or worse !
“نااااااارك و لا ينت أهلي”
We dont want that now do we ?
“ويقولون الشباب شياطين”
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this post cracked me up
You should have seen my face. 0% desciption available. Hah! Ohh and i almost forgot, polite-ly written letter indeed.
Wakhzyaahhhhh she’s waaaaaay bare3 to be described :/
haha
N’ sup with the letter ;p she’s a maniac
Its a cute gesture I guess
i died…died min il thi7k AGAIN. u attract the hmmm…well u know, the best crazies out there
Hahaha, sometimes I feel like picking the phone and calling you right on the spot whenever any hawt mess like this happens. HAHA!
MAGNET MAGNET ;P
loool ee babes u r, i dont get why though, some u invite *glares* but as always entertaining so keep em coming
first of all bonjour.. بعدين نقول اللهم بارك لهما و اجمع بينهما بخير؟؟ لوووول الله يكفيك كيد النساء ياولد عمي
Bonjour, common cava mon ami ? (ghala6 ?) HAHA
oo 7aaaiiiiL timnait ashoofHa
hahahhaha nice comment
haha
Hey P0ach i think thats my first time commenting but ive been a fan of ur blog for a while… i remember a similar incident happened when i was in university, my friends and i found a note on car in the parking lot so we got curious and opened it… you should have seen what was written HILARIOUS bi5te9ar 8o9at 7ob… But we returned the note with some extra comments of our own…
Allah ya7feth iljamee3 min 7areemna oo ryayeelna min 7arakat ibleees…
Hey BoYa3gaa, thanks for dropping by and your kind words.
inzain, do share what’s written, enrich us all ;D
it was a long time ago, but the content of it goes a bit like this ofcoarse it was from a guy to a girl:
“Hello dear i am the guy that is with u in these classes i really wanna see u, there is going to be ma3rath mal mashareee3 ita5aroj and i really hope u pass by so i can see u, please come i will be standing by this project…”
Abdulla i can’t remember it well but it was like a full A4 paper, so me and my friends added the following:
“Dear flana go to the ma3rath and see him dont break his heart, 9ij 9a7bich ma yiste7i shtabeen fee” and then we scribbled silly signatures all three of us and wrote “we will be waiting right beside him dont let us down”
OHHH !! you guys are nasty ! thats messed up !
shhal “KHEERY MEERY ” !!! ;p
7ail n9damt , i was like OMG @@ ;p
Hahhaa, meeery ;P
khery mery indeeed!!
Yumma minhaaa shakilha etwazi3 mo5alifat bs et’3ayer esim il sayara O.o
Girls gotta start slut sensor yo mans car alarms blades the whole deal!
Preach!
Looooooool..
DD
This made my day 7adda
She surely is one crazy woman ;p
and I love the new look!
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Hey ShuShu, thanks for the kind comment – glad you like the new look ;D
Super happy this made you’re day ;D
Ay mcdonalds hatha? Lazeem nro7la. LAAAAA jk!
This story is very weird and alot of details are missing that I would like to hear! I mean… Married men?! WHY!? How old did she look? just weird.
Good story thou!
No details for you. None what so ever ;P
ROFLMAO this is hilarious. Reminds of the time some ‘slutina’ approached BoKhalid and I in the carpark, only to ask him ‘could he marry her?’ – a7em a7em – IM STANDING RIGHT THERE! HUGE ROCK ON MY FINGER! we were only married like a week! LOL
OUKHHH !!! ;p
7aiiiiL ;P
She did what ? oh and infront of you ?
See thats what im talking bout – LAWWD!
il banat wayed metyar3en hal ayam which is not that good.
agreed
Make sure u don’t send anymore married men signals plz
Girl I was minding my business, HAHAHA
Ekh! Thank god for smart boys like yourself ya poach. Shengool 3an 3yalna who fall for this shit? Alla y7afethna minhom ge6eee3a!
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And, off topic, but McDonalds for ur niece? Seriously. Comeon!!
Walla ilee ib rasaa shar ib yelgaah, thats all im saying ;D
Oh and hello QWERTY, long time ;D
McDonalds ? yeah well she was sick and she only smiled lama I said ” Ha baba, chicken nuggets min Mcdonalds ?” Her whole face went else where ;D
as if nag9a another issue to worry about?!?! :S i mean y go “looking” for men?la o married cz yeah if i saw u thats the impression i’d have (u+kid+nanny=married).. y not wait whenever her “prince charming” appears?.. o thanyat ha did she REALLY think ina “if” u spoke to her that u wd actually leave ur family for her? ana hanaas ma3arf shloon yifakroon..and trust me they’re everywhere bas whoever is in a relationship out there aham shay if u have a solid trust foundation u don’t have to worry
(i mean both men and women)
salft el bnat hal ayam ’3reba 3jeba … lma tetmsha bro7ck mako wa7da e6l eb wayhk bs la tamshy m3a wa7da mn el ahal or the wife , ast8bl yt7rshon fek .
i think this has something to do with
People always want what they cant have