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December, 2010
Express it ! 8:11 PM

FAN MAIL: WHY WOMEN LIE ? “FOOD”

I found this email funny and a bit interesting.

I didnt change anything, i’ll just copy paste some APPROPRIATE parts of it.

“3bdala, kalam mn galb 3an wa7da a3arifha min zeman”

“kila kanat tgool le ana shab3ana ana mabe akil mabe akil mabe akil bas TLIF IL AKIL LAAAF MN WARAY”

“tgol ma it7ib bi9al” “Chathaba it7ib takil el BIG CHUNKS ele bil shawarma”

“.. el amakin ele takil minha Bskin robiz sahraan ma7mood shwaikh eltineen el fitheee Falafel Hawally wel moshkila inha takil akthar mini bas kela itchathib witsawee nafsha ma takil”

” kilyoum el jaras idig elsa3a 12:30 kila hardeezzz 3abalhaa madree”

“min awal ma 3arafthaa lain hadaithaa wihee nafs el shabe malhaa ma taghayar”

“ya3nee ba3arif laish elchithb ? ya3nee 3abalhom athrab?”

“aghlab elbanat nafshaa tara”

Ladies *Ahem* is there any truth to this, majority does this ?

Thank you MD

Why do I keep singing this line *Take out your frustrations on me*”

POOR MD, ladies are gonna go nuts after reading this and WHIP THEIR HAIR BACK AND FORTH LIKE CRAYYYZAAAYYY

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65 Responses

  1. MamaYona says:

    shino shabe ? ya3ni shape ?? mafahamt !!
    anywayz if a girl has a big appetite she might lie about it either because she feels embarresed ! and don’t want to be called mashfoo7a !! or itkhaaaf min el 3ain !! but if she does have that appetite and managed to keep in shape I think she should be greatfull for it because there is no diet in her dictionary !! o mani 3arfa ohwa laish mi7tar ?? :// yimken la’ana he is not in shabe ? LoL

  2. Y. says:

    Ana y7irooni elly ygooloon “a’3lab” wela “the majority” ,,
    msaween derasa ??
    kha9a inna il mawthoo3 mbayin enna shakh9i , mu thahera !
    ya3ni etha shft bnt tgool “ma akil la bo9al wala hardee’s wala shawarma wala hal sowalef ” ma3nata chathaba ?? lazm kil bnt t7ib il bo9al ?

    3omooman ashoof il bint elly tsawi chithee tafha w met9an3a w ma 3ndaha salfa ! ba3dain ybayin mn il shakil etha ehya taakil wela la2 !

  3. guest says:

    elmawthoo3 mala shighil eb bint wela walad, kilish mala 3ilaqa. It differs from one person to another depending on the way he or she thinks. Some think that overeating in public aw jedam ay shakh9 mu3ayan is inappropriate, while others think enna 3adi.

  4. Om Khalid says:

    A Girl Lies About Her Appetite Because It’s Not Hot or Girl-Like to stuff Food in Ur Stomach 7alata elBint eb Tharabat.ha I’m not saying that a Girl Shouldn’t Do That Bas it’s Better Kept a Secret So U Can Avoid The Name Caling :)

  5. MD says:

    Ok let me say alot of things
    1- thanks p0ach for let this thing share with others
    2- walah el 3atheem at7ada AY ebnayaa etgool Ana akel bo9aal
    3- Ma sa’ltaw Nafskoom !!! El ma6a3em el laythaa , qa9er el khaleej , el wa6anyaa , el tenen bo 3 heads in Hawali oo qairha men el ma6a3em , how they get profit , men el banat
    4- most of girls , yaklooonn akel Bas they always etchatheeebb , Hal yo3qaal ena Kel el banat Paris Helton !? Oo Hal ya3tqdoon ena el shabbab maa yefhmoon. ?
    5- lel amaana , what means 3 scoops of is cream x nuts x fudge ?
    5 – I saw a wa7da mothe3aa eb e7da el mojama3aat , I saw her start her day with ikia hot dog , she finished she went to pink berry , fa gelt eb gable mashala mo7afethaa , I saw her letter on in dean and daloca , walah they where 2 and the table where about to say bazawe3 ( sorry for this ) esheee soshi , eshee dolma , eshee fkhoth deyay whloma majaraa , I was interested to look the what her plan , she close her day with waffles and 3 scoop of ice cream in haggen , yaa jem3aa 3leha bel 3afyaa , just last week moqabaala eb majala , etgool enha dayman 7are9a gala her body !!!!????? Ehnoooddd e7naaa ??
    Kel elee geltaaa moo 3moom banat 7awaa

    • guest says:

      I have some comments on certain points that you’ve said
      point#2 madri shqi9itik weya el bo9al?!
      point#3 awal marra asma3 fehum? w ba3dain b9ifatik shnu qarart enna ma7ad mrabi7hum ghair elbanat?:D
      point#4 shdarak enna most of the girls yaklon bas maygolon weddi a3arif shloun 3araft? mu shar6 kil el banat nafs elly ga3id itikalam 3anha
      point#5 LOL enshalla mu mraqibha, shdarak yimkin tsawi riyatha kil youm, aw yimkin she was putting her diet on hold, you can never judge.
      I find this topic very weird madri sh7agga shta6ait:p

    • Abdullah says:

      #2 BiFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS !!!!!

    • Zaina says:

      MD: 2) ana bint o akil bi9al, akla lai sar mgasas in the
      salad or whatever, bas akla ka tifa7a? itha sirt 3arbaweya one day
      probably 3) hal mi6a3em kilha ana mu sam3a feeha o matwaqa3 aghlab
      el banat e3arfoonha 4) spell check? 5) engrish? 6) wallah 7ayartni
      madri itha badliyatik bel english bas aw el3arabi ham, ba3dain
      stalkery much la7egha kilmikan? kaifha khal takel 3alaiha bil3afya
      min gal el akel 3aib wila 7aram? she might workout or even if she
      doesn’t inta shako!

  6. Ruby_GLoooM says:

    about Who eats what and/or how much is a completely personal issue.
    (akil 3ala kaifik o elbis 3ala kaif el nas) or what ever the motto is!

    What grabbed my attention is, why she doesn’t eat in front of him!? if she can’t act as herself around him and have to watch what she do and what she say! i don’t think this relation is gonna work what so ever!! …
    if she have a weight problem and she eats in the shadow. she needs Help. thats a well known medical issue.

    • Abdullah says:

      “”" What grabbed my attention is, why she doesn’t eat in front of him!? “”" Girl ur right why doesn’t she do that ? Million $$ question, im down with that.

  7. MD says:

    Ruby-glooom : thanks for adding , but el thelemaa shenaa ehy moo thAaak el meteen , she is not skinny but she have wight , and 9aaaa7 elsanech for what u say that’s dafinatly true , lash etchatheb eb akel

    • Ruby_GLoooM says:

      well, etha enta gayel laha the3fay o ehya wed’ha teth3af bs shakilha mu gadra (my own pure guesses). la et9are7na eb her lies. just try to help her and have healthy fulling meals with her so she will not feel hungry for more unhealthy food later on. ana shayfa ina step 1 bel salfa kilha ina etkhaleeha terta7 lik o etgoolik kil shay, matsawee shay mn warak.

  8. AlSubah says:

    ” kilyoum el jaras idig elsa3a 12:30 kila hardeezzz 3abalhaa madree”

    LOL e3jebatni this part :P

  9. MD says:

    Ruby gloom , already we are not together any more , she started with her food lies and el baqeyaaa taa’ateee

  10. MD says:

    Al sabah , it s right Mooo ?

  11. 3nOna says:

    I love food, i love to eat .. I believe that food is one of
    life’s pleasure, Welmohem we watch our weight and enjoy it :
    )

  12. Ambrosial says:

    Dear God! W9alna mar7alat in6ali3 inass ishtakl??!! Wnthabiitt b3d!!! Sh3alaikum! Inshallah lbnaya takl kharoof what’s ur problem?!

    So she has a big appetite and feels uncomfortable eating the usual quantity she eats, big deal!

    Klish wla inha mraghbat’ha! “12:30 Hardeez 3ndaha” Ballll! Desperate Housewives?! stop sticking ur nose in peoples business!

    Shaklha lbnaya 7ashat’ha nazla ma3awiyah, after that email lool ;p

  13. GH says:

    I almost eat everything ! (by almost I’m just excluding
    weird food like eating frogs though I do luv trying out new food
    whenever I can) As I always say I have an appetite that puts a
    hungry 9e3ede in hawally to shame! Oh ..And I luv bu9al Oo 7ag ile
    mo yayizla Thoom ba3ad:p To the person who wrote this post “‘man
    raqab ilnass matt haman”

  14. MD says:

    Sorry , but ma7aad fahaaammm
    It is only about
    Inaaa lilmnafqeeeennn 3athabooon aleeemmm
    3al banal setmyaayt 3afyaaa , but why girls act ? Some times I eat every thing ejbalee ,
    Ambrosial : sorry you did not get my main point , ehy Nafs el shakhs talk about health and taking care about Jamal oo Hal kharabee6
    And we are not saying look what she eat , but why she’s leaving on fake
    GH bravo !!! I love how you r , you r the right example , enjoy it , Bas to tell u el mawthoo3 lash ladies echatboonn ena Kel 7yataha diet , be what u r ;)

    • MamaYona says:

      MD !! if you have breaking up problems don’t put it on all girls ;) a9abi3 eedik mo sowa ! boys and girls come in all different appetites and food likes and dislikes ! talk about that particular person and don’t have a stereotype. salfat inha she was lying madri shino kan dafi3ha but that doesn’t mean all girls lie

    • Abdullah says:

      Umm hmmm *snaps 10 times*

  15. W. Al Mutairi says:

    OMFG, is that will smith? Ehehehe! One word: 7ayoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Little Mr. Smith looks like a flamboyant;******!

  16. MD says:

    MaMaYOna , ya36ech el 3afya 3al modakhalaa , Bas it is very clear gelt Hal 7ache mo 3ala Kel banat 7awaaa , am I right ?? Ennless u r a hardees and midnight super star person :p j/k

  17. rjs says:

    so fi banat igoulon min il “tharaba” ina u eat small portions i just want to clarify that the word “tharaba” is always associated with HOW and nothing to do with AMOUNT.
    wa nashkir lakum 7isin ta3awinakum ;D

  18. MD says:

    Ok RJS : thanks hundreds thousands time. This is what am talking about feel free to eat , enjoy food Ma glenaa , but the part of lie , hatha ele baa6 maraaartyy ;(

  19. MD says:

    Gust , sorry kha6aaaa sahwaann Ur reply
    1- she is looking forward for her diet an she is in a break for 4 years ? 9aa3baa
    2- and how I know , she’s was a part of my life , kenaa makh6ooobeeenn , but her lies started with her food LoooL

    • guest says:

      la 3adi
      ana ma kint aq9id el bint, kan qa9di 3an el celebrity ely shift.ha
      w ham mara thania kan qa9di ena shloun 3amamt ena el banat kilhum nafs kha6ebtik, mu shloun darait enha tchathib
      w thank you :p

  20. annonymous says:

    well halmawtho3 caught my attention..
    MD.. with all do respect bs u said ina ma7ad faham qasdi aw shay chithie…
    tra etha mawafaqnak elray mu ma3nataaa ma fahamnak.. anaa fahamtiik 3adel bas ham fahma where the girl is coming from..
    bel3ax maskeeena.. etha ehya mafeeha 3ayb akhlaqiii wla ga3ed i2ther hashay 3alaiha 3ayal 3alayha bel3afya…
    why act? TO IMPRESS U!
    lanaa all girls think they are not enough .. well not all girls bs ina wayed mina seek perfection eb hal issue ! especially weight issue .. wayed banat mu merta7een eb their own shoes so ya3nie hal mawthoo3 7asas o mawedha itmarsa jedamek 3ala asas enha mat7is ib 3adam ra7a aw something like that.. i’m not saying what she’s doing is right.. la walla bel3ax a7la she shares a meal with u oo eb kel ra7a … bs enaa i’m saying ina 7ADDY i understand where she’s coming from..
    oo ba3dain it’s not a big issue as long as jesemha m7aftha 3alaih.. ya jema3at elkhayr.. there is more to a girl than just looks o food ! fee akhlaq ooo 6ebaye3 oo roo7.. how about you look deeper into that?..

    ps..
    didn’t mean to disrespect you or your opinion in anyway.. if i did, well then, im sorry..

  21. BinSager says:

    @p0ach Girls like to pig out. They just act like “daloo3at” “way ampaaaaih ma agdar akiiiiiiiiil shab3ana” wihi bal3a dram ice cream tawa

  22. caramela;* says:

    walla ana wa7da a7ib akil o a7ib ajarb kilshai bil akil ;p
    o marat ilbanat ynarfzon mayklon dihn o mayklon bi9al o mayklon madre shino !!
    shfehum ilkara3en o illsanat o ilmkhokh itha yaw ib tashreba akhaai bs ;p
    or machbos illa7am wiya cham sh7aima tlathitha !
    i love cooking o ili y7b y6bakh y7ib yakil !!
    bs inshalla mamtin wayd cuz ma7ib aswe DIET cuz ma7ib a7rm 3umre mn a7la shai bil dinya FOOD ;D

  23. Maryam says:

    MD- ana akil bosal. o thom. o ice cream.

    there i said it, is food un-ladylike?

    i really dont mean to be nasty, but from your… “observations” it seems you are young and have some sort of fetish for women’s eating habits.

    yes, women and men eat the same things. wa7da matabi itgoolik, hathi moshkilat’ha… latafti bro7ik o tgol il banat kait o kait o kait… ever think you r meeting the wrong type of women? yknow, fake ones?

    anyways, that was long. i apologize. I am craving an awesome blossom as right now <—thats a greasy onion dish.

  24. R says:

    I read a couple of moos up in the coment section.. Yummmmmm Burgerrrrr!!! :D

  25. haya says:

    Honestly , I don’t eat a lot in front of anyone , not even my own family .. On the other hand , when I’m eating alone I get carried away .. Its natural .. If I give exuses not wanting to eat aw shab3ana .. Keifi .. Shilmishkila ?? Everybody does this btw not only women. W ba3deen shako takel aw ma takel bo9al .. I’m curious about what got him to ask such question ?? :p

  26. w_alawadhi says:

    @p0ach NO! I love food and I admit it, mafeeha shay. Bas I go to the gym regularly to control it. Hathi insana m3aqida, that’s why she lies.

  27. L.S says:

    @MD point #2 : Ana bnaya oo I loove bo9al ;)
    Ma 2akla ib ay wagt coz of the after- effect..
    Bas in general I LOVE the taste of it..
    In my point of view: khal takil libnaya ile tabee including “bu9al” as long as inna ma7ad eta2athha minha.. “if u know what i mean”

  28. L.S says:

    Oo girls: if u do this then, don’t be embarrased from what u eat.. Or what food u like… After all food is made for both men oo women even the ” defasha” ones.. Bas how you manage to be clean and elegant during and after eating is what differs you from men.. So its the way you eat the food not what kind of food you eat;)
    And btw, p0ach : u really knew how to grab our attention with this topic even though its different shway ;)

  29. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WAHAHAHAHAHA …il7imdillah ana ma achathib ana 9aree7a o 9adgoni etha bachathib mu 3al akil!:S sh7aga a9lan achathib! a3trif I LOOOOOOOVE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  30. Bee says:

    I know why girls lie .. I have a very healthy appetite and im skinny no like im a 170 cm tall and i weigh 50 kg.. bs i EAT !! like A LOT w kila 3baalhom ma akel w yen9admoon .. UNTIL 9akoonii 3ain w now ma akel w ga3aamten !! so yeah i wish i had LIED my a$$ off 3ala food habits lawadem mayer7moon walla :S !!

  31. MD says:

    Be ;
    let me tell you somthing I’m not a Dr , but i think when u where skinny oo 50 you where 21 and less , but as my experience el wa7eed Kel Ma keber 9art 3enda 3mlyat el hatm Wel wazen ekon bezdyaad , don’t keep el 3ain first choice :p ask a DR :p

    • Bee says:

      MD, i know i shouldn’t be so typical in blaming “el3ain” first thing, I’m not that old 3shan my metabolism slows down faj2a and i’m really not eating as much at all 7ata ahaly la7thaw BUT faj2a gained 5 kilos.. and when someone says “OLA HATHI TAKEL W MA YBAYEN FEHA” to ur face ykhaleek tfakker ;p plus i did consider a visit to the Dr. but my health aside.. aren’t u kind of doing the same thing a little bit… lets be bluntly honest … enta 7aa6 3ainik 3laiha maskena lanha takel wayed… no ? ;p if she was tha same shape and I’m guessing not voluptuous.. then shelmishkela khal takel food is nice w all love it !! and I guess she lied coz she was trying to avoid that email up there ;p

  32. DreamerGal says:

    Um so okay. All i got to say is that I agree w/ anonymous& Maryam. Maybe she thought you’d freak out as you did and thus didn’t approach the matter with you directly.

  33. S* says:

    mskena! hathe wehya takil mn wrak Kitabt email 3nha :P ? lw takel jdaamek shbetswii lol!

    and yea :p ana akil thoum w busal

  34. Pinkisho says:

    Ooollaaa wayed comments lool
    I read some of them..
    Il mawthoo3 ytha7ek hahaha
    Ana big fan of onoin o i dont mind to tell about that
    But since ymkn 1998 i didnt eat hardeez but i
    Eat mac ,, mani fahma mushkelat ilbnt il magroda
    Ille tchtheb,, wlani fahma qe9at 9a7ebna ille ysma3 jaras 12:30 hardeez m3aha loool
    Make an update with therr begining story loool
    And how they met akeed b hardez HAHA

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