Cat Fight

Was anticipating a meeting with a bunch of managers and execs from here and there.

I kind of sense room energies when I pass right in, what I felt was ugly. Kept thinking “Where’s this coming from?”

Sat down and right then and there I saw it. Two women sitting nearly infront of eachother I felt them going “MEYAWWOO” not the cute kind though. More of a “its ON, slutina!”

Ofcourse I had to imagine my pop corn, 3d glasses and comfy pajamas in my head to enjoy this, HAH!

20 minutes into the meeting began the part where these two nut-heads had to confront eachother and show us results.

I must admit, both of them were great and original.

Me and my team concluded “We’re gonna check both presentations and get back to you real quick”

*Here’s the fun part*

ofcourse during the meeting everyone wanted to outsmart eachother with remarks that hint “look ? see ? I told you, dont hire her, she is stupid”

*Tick tock tick tock, the bomb came in*

“Please consider that we took 6 good months to finish this – while that *thing* “pointing at her lovely rival” spent a couple of weeks only”

“That thing ?? Halla’aa ana Zaaat sing ? Ya bint el sha!@#$% Ya !@@#$ Ya (*&!^! – ANA ?? ANA ya bint lijnooob intee ?? ana ya taba3 el 6ablaa inteeee ?”

“Yeeeeh ?? sho haydee el terbayee, sho hai el 7akee hayy ? lak, iskitee, iskitee !! Balla sho ? intee el bayrotiyeee ?? yalee ib te3rafee mnee7 bil franSaweee ?? ya !@#$ ya binit el !@#$$”

*Cats went insane with screams and all kinds of curses that I didnt even know existed in this lovely malfunctioning universe of ours*

I honestly, never wanted this to stop for one reason, they looked good.

I mean, I thought they may look hideous, but no no, just fine, they were just fine.

My stupid colleague had to call security – party went down in like 5 minutes, bummer.

Anyway, loved it, hope i’ll meet with them again very very soon.

*Bonus/behind the scenes info*

When one of them left the room, the other woman went rushing to her coffee pot, spilled a bit of it on the table, quickly went back to her position.

I looked at her with the “girl what was that mess?” look. She just winked, fixed her hair and got right out.

Now baby you know this is a NEW level of nasty.

Its a new level to me cuz I simply didn’t understand the motive behind it.

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