Girl, you lied
Was in a big big big supermarket, overheard two girls putting final touches on their BOY TOY//come rescue me/plan.
Anyway, so baby girl did the whole ” hold me, im dizzy, not feeling well, not even a proper “ta3bana” she went “ti3boNa”, cant breath, fell on the ground”
Boy saw her, did nothing. Went back to where he came from.
By then, I had a toothbrush, a big broom “for shalaih” and shampoo. Only I knew what I wanted to do with’em.
She quickly, came back up, as if no-thing happened. Her friend ? no, we wont go there.
Funny part ?
When I went ahead to pay up, she was on the isle next to me, the boy showed up and said “ashoof ma feech shay al7een?”
Her reply ? “chub, i7muur” giggling.
Girl ? What were you thinkin – A man with a ring ? for real ?
Better yet, lets play you Luda’s How Low Can You Go ?
Regardless, I love your courage. Lets hook up.