Ice Cold: Zell Am See

“Zell am See is the capital of the Zell am See district in the Austrian state of Salzburg. It is the second largest city in the Pinzgau, with about 10,000 inhabitants.

Zell am See is a tourist destination and a transportation hub for the region. The German name “Zell am See” means the Italian “Cella at the Lake”.

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So I bought this quick intro from Wikipedia – cuz I had to highlight the name, many people think they know what Zell am See means but no *snap* & double *snap* Wiki got the answers for you.

Why am I talking about this now ? Cuz its one of the spots im about to touch down on during my big eurpoean tour with my friends. The travel agency kept telling me that this place has loads and loads of demands from the boys and girls of Arabia.

I could not believe it .. .. while I was in my disbelief moment, i remembered the number of pics I snapped back in 2009 when I was there with the family, an incident came to mind which only proves what the agency is saying.

Here is the thing:

Me and the family were enjoying the moment and this spectacular view which we had to go through gazillion tele-freaks, HAH, to get to the top of this fine mighty mountain

We were light years away from heaven, however, earthly heaven was alright too, devils make an appearance, dont believe me ? look at what we saw  ..

Writings on ice from the land of arabia ?  Here ? up here ? but who ? and where ?

Ahhhh there they were, murmuring words as we approached, as if we are the enemy, preparing ice balls, words far away from wisdom thrown at eachother with a douchyy laugh

*vomit*

We were accompanied by a lovely guide, she went “theee boys always come heeeYaa, they go school, germany, weekend come heeyar”

Ofcourse, me being another boy from arabia, the way down was a bit narrow and I had to come close, so I greeted them, they did the same, very polite actually so I was comfortable specially with my family around.

Few moments later, while we were sipping some hot coco, our lady guide “il fas3a” went and talked some nasty mess into their brains which i still dont know anything about, and SURPRISE SURPRISE got attacked ! ice balls from everywhere, EVERYWHERE, she ran ran ran like a mad woman and came to us rushing with a big big smile and said “They Buut ize inzide my clothes !! “ THEN flashed her feminine organs placed in the chest area to be specific and screamed infront of everybody “SEE SEE LOOOOOK LOOOOOK, TOUCH !! COOOLDD !!” shaking her body with a nasty BRRRRRRRRRRRRR, then laughs hysterically.

LOVELY, JUST LOVELY !

“All I could think of was the state she’d be in if I splashed my hot coco at her mug”

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