Review: Orbit Showtime Network

Alright you guys, I told you about this baby being installed in my room and stuff, let me just say, that I might be OUTDATED to many of you who have the service, but to those who dont, trust me, this is the REAL DEAL !

To begin with, I paid exactly 83 KD 500 fils for the following:

- Show box reciever, a semi TIVO receiver with nearly 160 GB of hard disk memory, I LOOOOOVE IT !

- Installation.

- Two months of “Premiere Plus” subscription.

- They brought a brand new satellite, installed it up, they even did the necessary cable drilling through my window. The guys were professionals and knew exactlly what they were doing.

Powerful Remote Control:
See this ? this remote is insanely powerful. Its insane, for real, i mean, im addicted to it, I cant let it go out of my hands, at all. why ?

well first of all, I get to record my favorite shows by just going through the TV guide that updates itself by the hour, I simply choose the program I want, I ask it to record the damn thing for me, and BAAAM, I have the whole thing waiting for me at home.

Maybe you dont understand, I can pause, stop, fastforward lousy commercials, repeat a scene, its CRAZY !! going through the TV guide’s timing is not an issue no more, NOW, I decide when to watch what I want, when I want and HOW i want, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT ! AAAAAAAH !!! wait hold on, I need to do my dance, ok 1, 2, 3, GO !

Shows on demand:
And then you get even more spoiled by going through a free special 40 hours session called OSN on demand, which is basically a handful of TV shows, movies, documentarires that are downloaded into your hard drive and are literally waiting for you to watch’em, on demand, for free !

Now im watching The Tudors, Season 3, its HAWT, historical but has lottsa of baby making scenes, nasty, *snap*

Reminder:
I love the reminder service, suppose your watching a show but THINK that there is a more important show for you to watch, simply go to the tv guide, choose what you like and click on the reminder button and it will give you two options. The first is to simply remind you that your show has started, the second, my favorite, cuts off whatever it is your watching and takes you directly to your favorite show. AHHHHH !! the good life !

Pay Per View:
Whenever you feel bored, hardly, you can go to the pay per view set of blockboster movies with insane clarity and really well up-to-date set of movies. Nearly 1 KD.

Movies, Music, TV Shows:
They have the MONIQUE SHOW !! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! and BET !! need I say more ? I mean yall know im ghetto/black/afro american deep in my heart for some reason and those guys are serving me right.
Seriously though, the set of TV shows, music channels and movies is just beyond what you could ask for. Plus, there are many more shows that make me smile all day long like:
-Ellen.
-Trace.
-OSN variety.
-Good morning America & Good morning America “Health”.
-BET
-E!
-Downsize me.
-Sports channels to grab my bigger and younger brother to my room, HAH!

SUPER clean/clear:
The images, sound, clarity and the whole viewing experience is insanely clear. For instance, I saw grey’s anatomy on TV before, but here, its like people are about to pop out of the screen, its unreal !

Independent internet:
Probably my favorite part of this whole experience is that the SHOW BOX gets the internet independandtely from the satellite, so this will not in any shape or form affect the internet connection speed in your house at all.

Ofcourse the shows that are “ON DEMAND” for you are downloaded into the BIG hard disk on your show box with insane speed, I didnt even know these shows were downloaded to begin with, LOVE LOVE LOVE the speed, effiencay and quality of what I have, its one of the best things I did to my room/myself ever.

Contact:
1-807-007
OSNetwork

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