p0ach has a Surprise

You know I love to tease you and all right ?
Well, I, umm, have a surprise. Im not telling you what it is. Im giving you a hint, only a hint.
” Let There Be Light “
Go figure !
(Update), so ? only Mi7sin knows ?
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hahahah people i know what it is
are u all jealous? 7o?
crazy in the brain ?
la wallah crazy on your u know where
*Hint*:ti… \ ti slap
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! you did not just go there. Imma keep my mouth shut out of courtesy
LOOL ba3th inas qa9ib cool !!!
tara u dont know, ANA ily i know o ri7t ma3ah! lol ru double 7o now?! ;p
*nastaayh*
alright, lemme see you snap right back them BOO, ” *SNAP* “
i know?
NO
waiting your surprise 3la a7ar men eljamer!!
eee inta, il jamer, ya7chee
LOOOL
you’re taking us all to Russia? everyone go pack!!
LOOOOL, no, somewhere better
new york?!
no clue
Couldn’t figure it out!
Give us a better clue
cant
Ur getting married!
Although I Wikied the phrase and it has nothing to do with marriage ;p
Bs elsora tu7ee chethy ;p
Let there be light bride, no? ;p
Hell to the NO.
I LOVE SUPRISES !!!! Bayeth el wayh ya PuchPuch !!
inshalla, winshala ya3jibich 3aad
let there be light mo the creation of the earth? wela 7ady khayrita?
i am so not answering.
i guess we have to wait and see
exactlly, cuz its un-expected.
Allaaaaah! Yalaaaaa e7naa nattrreeein
Inshalla
it’s cool. We all think we’re gods in the good day ….. saying stuff like let there be light and hoping that it actually rings true ….
I am nothing but a slave for the almighty. I mean only joy and blissful happiness for others. Thats all.
I hope, when you find out what the surprise is, you’ll get it ;D
Ana agoolik sheno I surprise..its guna be spend a day with poach for all u lucky ladies out there
may I suggest an auction,ya3nee I’ll wa7id yistfeed 
hahahaha ! your insane ! no no, I bet its way more fun then hanging with hathaak il maleeq p0ach
Okay! Ma5ma5t.ha ow I’ve figured it OUT!! Okay ur guna do this kinda fun treasure hunt OR (there’s an alternative as usual) this kinda fun activity that includes ur dear DEAR readers? Gay..? How’d I do ? U lik’E? Ps.ur not maleeq
“ur wayyyy up in my cool list
”
Aww your too sweet
lakin no, its a gift 
ok so i googled let there be light it’s either a movie from 1946 or a rap song from this dude called NAS………… so i got nothing and waiting for you to tell us
nope, its not that
you made me realize how “malgoofa” i am
ive been going back and forth to your blog to check if there are any updates come on………… at least give us a dead line 
My dear being malgoofa is a given, not to you but to the society in general ehehe, I say that with love
I will give you something, a new hint, its ummm ,,
Earthy.
EARTHY ! as mazraa3a ! or yay men Gaa3 al ardh !LAVA ?
Ummm, madree ?
Whatever it is Abdullah I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait
Always a surprise round the corner.
Rakan, thank you very much !
You out of all people, I need to know what you think of the surprise when its out
Sure inshalah ehehe
;P
something to do with religion??
3omra?
making a movie?
photography??
ok ok I’ll just wait
May, Your close, but then again, not really
ok ok ok another one! Continuing your education, masters or phd??? light= knowledge, education..no?
ok now really I’ll wait!
NOPE
YALLAH! … eshkither nan6er !!!

3ad 7adna LAqaba !
SAY IT NOW!
MAKO ! manee im3alim
*WHIP* SKaaaaaah
Wait wait wait, was that an attempt to do sound effects for a 6raag ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
i dont know the sound mal al Whip .. faekhtara3t al sound
Skaaaaaaaaaaaah i wish i can send the voice note .. heheh
WHOOSH ?
u might be, might be right
how come your comment date is 26th ? is this a hint?
your turning back time
hehehe you invinted the time machine!! (see you’re turning people crazy now KUWAITI+WAITING= MANIAC ) 
ehehehe, your slick
DONT TELL ME YOU R OPENING A SCHOOL OR UNIVERSTY !!!
OR LETS SAY A WORK SHOP OR CLASS >> sorry for the CAPS , bas i think am excited .
LOOOOL i can sense the excitement
yet, i wont reveal anything.
U becoming the next Emir. Nothing cud be a better surprise.
Hahahaha
LOOOL, no no, I love baba Subah, its something different though
LOOOL
Personally a7la surprise if you were opening a school ;p
Enzain so you won’t give out more hints; when do we get to knoooooooooow heheheheh
Nope, bas I can give you one more hint, its “Natural”
Let there be light- pun on the word “lite,” eh ?
You got the Kwt.franchise for more “no fat low fat” casual diners?
Either that, or you are founding the Kuwaiti chapter of the Art Of Living foundation. After all what on earth use is a white fleur for ?
Hahah ! First of all thanks for dropping by, Also, you do realize your insanely funny
And as insane as it may sound, your kinda close
Ok I know the surprise… I was told last night by a co-worker
All I can say is mabrook and I wish you all the best in the future
This is my attempt at starting a rumor… or maybe I’m not
*Evil Grin*
Hahahahahahaha
Tiwahhag ilba6al!
You were told last night by a co-worker ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
*ahem* ,, * picking ghetra and 3gaal from the ground, buttoning up again, acting cool *
ok, so what were you told ?
I’m not at liberty to say anything!
The taste of your own medicine is surprisingly sour right?
HAHAHAHA !! Wilomonee, ilomonee feek
light + natural = ?
ok mabrook
is there a winner?
LOL, yes, U guys
shisim halwarda?
Im not sure my dear, but its not jasmine, thats for sure
and if not then were crossing over. no ?
We might be
When exactly are you going to reveal the surprise?!
p
Bas 3ashan ma afta7 ur site every minute ya3ny..
Wont be telling you
Out with it now! My waters are starting to break
Can’t tolerate this suspense no more.
Have you any give-aways now that your new baby i.e. natural low fat diner is almost arrived.
LOL, ma nabeee ina we break your water
lakin its worth ina you check
you’re giving us free cars XD
thank you thank you <3
KObrah ?
Ma fihamt =p?
Thats the point
you have to wait
Till when ya3ni?
im6awleen
shino!!!!!!!!!!!
t3a8adt 3afya gool aw bas gooli bas lazim a3arf now !
bser3a gooli bas ana aw gool malee 5lg ag3ad afakr
maneeee im3alim
This-is-it! I have no more batience left, bas khalaas.
You are pregnant,right?
Alf mabrook to you and yours.
LOOOOOOL
This is sooo out of the blue laken ma adre laish a7es btroo7 el 7aj o
or ga3da t5oora 3ala m5u5naa o maku shay ;p
No and No
I CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT…
I LOVE SUPRISES!
what is it, we need a new hint!! asap
youmkin a7i6 another hint, soon, very soon actually
natural as in all organic cafe and health food perhaps?? or you’re going to hajj…
nope
I wont ask and wont spend time thinking and hurting my brain cells.. frankly my dear adbulla, I dig your surprises and cant wait for the double gasp :O
LOL, I thank you intelligence
LULU al9a’3eeeera LULU
Lol i know this will sound funny, bs ymkn bit6afy elkahraba blq8?
or maybe 5tamt elqur2an w btanshr el5abar? Or maybe mako shay w ur just testing every1s imagination?
aw ymkn bt!3ayir ur logo?
ulah many choices you got there ?
Hmmm bt’3ayr ur logo mal elsite?
OK walla mala8a!!!
p
I really want to know..
Don’t you know that the ligafa always dominates in the female gender?!
Fa pleaaaase can you shine your light or whatever bsir3a?!!
ehehehe, your funny, but you do realize that people spend years till they see the light
hmmm .. something to do with either:
- a new idea?
or
- a new template for the blog or logo? don’t change the blog..I really love this layout.. except if you surprise us with something unbelievable ;p
If you tell us.. we’re all gonna give you something big .. but we can’t tell you, you have to tell us ur surprise first! haha
Ali ? no fair ! gimme the 411, gimme the info
So what’s the deal? Poach has applied for an official poaching license in the plains of Serengeti, and while he is at it the rest of us are getting stuffed with all manner of mumbo jumbo

LOOOOL insane ! just insane, !! loving the energy though, but again, NO, you have to wait
7aj? yalla nabi n3aref;P
Nope, not yet
This just in hot off the press – Jasem’s whispered to Reuters that we are all being had. The anti climax of this whole “Surprise ” episode is there is ” No Surprise”.
So people get back to work. Your stock market needs you (more than your mate) – ask not what KSE can do for you but what you can do for KSE.
LOOOL i dont know who you are or what you represent, but your wit had me
That being said, you can tell Reuters that there is a surprise.
what’s wrong with ppl ! hajj !! why why why ! its not a surprise !
I guess .. .. WHOOOSH … you will leave our beloved Kuwait and participate in a BLOGGER SOCIETY IN VENUES ..
And I guess ….. Whoooooooooooosh … that you will interview someone KAAAAAAAFKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and i guess.. Skaaaaaaaah , you will for a “eat, pray and Love trip” !
Fajer has a point, why would hajj be a surprise, what am i ? a new convert ? LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL on the rest of the comment, bas lemme tell you this, your not even close
light + natural = chay a5`9r btwaz3 3aleena baketat chay a5`9ar
or eshterk gym
walaaa eb diet center
Nope, not that
Something’s not adding up here. How can you have this whole anti climax thingy happening to the ” Surprise ” episode without there first being a climax ?
Im sorry, not following you well, probably lack of caffeine
You’r right – it’s that time of day I need my caffeine fix. What I meant was have you guys reached your “climacteric” yet?
And Abdalla, shinoo, wait wait… you’ll have to wait. Next thing you will tell is – Don’t Wait; Shop in Kuwait. Is that the surprise?
LOL, first of all i wish you would stick to one email and one name/nickname so I wont have to approve all your recent and inshalla future comments
That being said, No, we did not reach it yet LOL, for good reasons though
I feel so spent trying to crack this one that I am going to need a sheesha to work.
Hang on! Wait a sec – you did say,
” Poach has a ( S.T.I.C.K.Y) surprise.”
All of a sudden I am thinking biological fluids here. Tell me I am on to something here!
Someone has possibly decided to generously donate their seed to “Sperms R US”
- a newly launched retail sperm banking concept in Q8.
Reporter from work:
p0ach has been hallucinating, laughing, falling on the ground, 3gaaal is off set too.
abdulla zexy photo shoot?
Agool, ay photo shoot ? khan ajabil il chabatee abrak
You said : ” ….no, we didn’t reach it yet LOL, for good reasons though.”
Oh, I get it. The night is still young and pregnant with possibilities.

PS : From hereonin, I will stay put as the Quitter on Twitter merci very much.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL , your on my fav list
madree laish yaynii i7saas in ur doubling up oo betyeeb a new blogger to post with you on p0ach .. No ?
Khalifa, far away
118 comments ta3abt o ana agra
ma adry whats the surprise !!
wala nafsik, ta3abt, hehe, la ow 3aini giwiya, laish ini ga3ed agra kil shay,hehehe!
A7medani, ana jidan mita’asef lakin ” All good things come for those who wait “
Another hint: you wont “see” the surprise here my dear
eeee yimkin bityeeb someone to shine the light on your fellow blog followers
w elnas tis2ila as2ila w uhwa yjawib? 
HAHAHA! no no, not that
HAHAHA! no no, not that, not that at all
Ok… tara suspense is nice..
but this is torture not suspense!!
Maleet w ana an6er..
and its taking up too much space in my brain..
I HOPE the surprise is worth-while!
LOL, im actually super happy with the response i got from the readers. I did not expect that at all.
still, I have the same hopes you have
Reading all these comments is the best form of procrastination someone could ask for … Tell me what is it!!
I’m waiting and not going to start studying till you tell me 
Dont even try it
you’ll write in a magazine or a newspaper ???
I will actually, but thats not it
hmm maybe a book you wrote by yourself and it will be showed in the book exhibition ….or something to do with yoga classes
Or something that has to do with health and detox blah blah
Let there be light . And there was light.
I love that last line, yet, no, thats not it
Is it something to do with gardening????? but what with the light? a light & flower shop maybee? OOOOOHHHHHH i knew it you’re turning to a treehugger
hehehe just teasing pleaseeeee tell us i’m sick *cough* *cough* & cant tolerate suspence 
HAHAHA ! no, no my dear, thats not it.
Its, umm, no no, I wont tell
You are the owner of Flower Story announcing the arrival of your newest baby at 360 ? Goodness gracious, what an elephantine labor you made us go through.
Some of us are still feeling the after effects, err… the after contractions. What do we do with the placenta anyway ? Use it as a rope and cut the rope whenever we run out of patience with you ?
INSANE ! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
am dying to know shnu elmufaja2a
All good things come for those who wait.
Can you just answer one question please?!
Ya3ny when are you going to tell us the surprise?!
Tara my obsession with checking your blog is not healthy AT ALL!!
PLease tell us the surprise SOON!
Shushu, Im sooo not telling you
good things take time
great things happen all at once,,,
yalllla gool 3ashan elnas ma bga fkra ma yat 3ala balhum w wela wa7da minhum 9a7
3ashan ur surprise t9eer gr8
lol
hmmm … isn’t there a better clue? ;p
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