Sultan Centre Brings Zexy Back
Rememebr this ? I went to buy me some of that fine Alpro Chocolate Soy Milk at maybe 3,30-4 PM. Sold out !
Surprised by the Bee Hive or mating season people were into. People were shoving eachother to the counter till, I thought ” this is pretty intereting”
ofcourse I went there with my untidy Dishdasha, ghetra less head, top button open. I was planning to stay for maybe 5-10 minutes, I couldent resist not staying.
People were actually dressed up to be there, what is this ? The Hook Up ? The trolleys were Semi-Empty while eyes were hovering and maneuvering with “fake” soft voices ” YOUMAAAAA abee hatha ” asllan lawo “HATHA” yet7acha chan sakich kaf ! o ba3dain ishda3wa YOUMMAA, ishda3wa ma6at-Ha shebrain ?? Girlfriend whats the deal ? *****SNAP*****
We wont get into that, lets look at the other nasties, The see through jeans and top MUM, listen, I love your zexy physique, I applaude you for having that fine thing bumping out, but girl ? In ramadan ? You better keep that, ok ? Keep it ! Yes, Sultan centre brought zexy back for sure and for everyone, boys, men, ladies, women and the confused, *no judgement here* I mean, everything was there. I even saw people I didnt see years back.
Ofcourse you have to realize that everybody was looking for this:
I didnt see it, but I loved some of the lines I heard:
- ” 3asa khaltee tertha 3alay” A worried woman.
- ” 7abebtee cham 3omrich ? min binta ? ” A mum speaking to a 20 something year young dame 
- ” Na6rich min misa3 wintay lail7een 3ind il jibin ? ” Husband Wifey conversations.
- ” Wallah BBMee imsaweetla reset !! sorry 7abebety ! ” A lier speaking to another Lier.
- ” ihya galat le etha yebtLaha il zalabyaa malat markaz zil6aan, ibta36ene kil ilee abeeh” *SNAP*
- ” Za7ma, khal nig3ad zood ” Girls between eachother.
And the final favorite line ” A7mad ? weeh, sorry la’a, asfa ”
One more thing:
Ladies in tights ? real tighty tights with sentences like ” HAWO HAWO HAWO, deep breath, HAWO, ishfee hatha ?” ishfee hatha ?? you were asking ishfee hatha ? as if you didnt want it ? Believe me, I know you loved the attention, I KNOW! you dont have to act like you dont want it. Girl please ? lets keep it real, lets keep it together ok ? *Snap* oh and you better thank GOD, get down on your knees, yes, right there by that chocolate aisle you were in, get right down ” and take that pull over out of your waist, its still summer ! ” again, get down and put your head to the ground with praises to the LORD, THANKING HIM, that a guy like THAT was looking at YOU ! **double snap** Ladies, you know I got your back, but this “thing” in particular was full and full of herself, umm hmm.
I loved the teenage cuteness, looking at eachother from a distance, exchanging smiles and all. Awww, bless their hearts, I loved watching them, they brought me joy.
p.s: Take this post lightly, its just me venting out “HAH!”
sej people dress up 7g markz sul6an shd3wa it’s only a jam3yia with a better stuff
you have to see it to believe it
ee adri !! mo 9ij !! ishda3wa a7tarmaw elshahar ahwa moo 9yam bel akil w bis !! shitsawi nas ma tefhaam !!
mino ile ib ye7teriem mino ? khalnaa sakteen
hahahahaha ! I miss sultan center ,,
go
grab a look 
Yes when I return to the glorious K-Town **dread**
loved the way u told the story
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but was that really surprising? ppl nowadays dress up EVERYWHERE; it doesn’t matter where they’re goin or WHEN, whether that be a certain time of day/night or a specific occasion… that’s just “3ady”
Hey there, Pink, Thanks for dropping by
Walla to me, it is surprising, lakin its all good
LOL! i was in Sultan center the other day and thats exactly what i saw.. i went there wearin tranings and flipflops, the ones that make noice when walk, and was in a hurry tring to find stuff and the people where like ” why the heck is he running around like that” so i was like “well thats because im here to actually get somthing i need and not here for e6masha!!”
Hey there Faisal, thanks for dropping by
eee i know !! the 6masha element is a must in this country
hehehehe tha7aktuni!!!9a7 ana la7atht alibs mo bs ebmarkaz sultan wallah 7eta biljam3iyat!!!!e5tho fara 3ala jam3iya o ra7 etchufun alma2sat….7eta fi ni9 alail alnas kash5a???shisalfa???mno 9a7 o mno ’3ala6!!!ta3aqadt!
loool you kracked me up!
ow i totally miss sultan centre, you know what i might drop by there and get me some cheese and jellyy beans xD
Hey there, Thanks for dropping by !
ehehehe, grab some for me too
3ad I was there today ib kishity wil 7alah il kseefsa, ma kan fee any “action”
Confession time: Guys ma yt7arishon feeni… WHY?!?
Am I giving off a vibe that says,”I will kick you where it hurts if you even think about it!”? I just find it weird when girls are talking about their stories and well I have no story to tell 
But yea I love the alpro soy milk… I like it plain though, 3ashan asawwi ma3a il latte
And they did ran out ib Sultan but I think they sell it in Shamiya, so check there!
And haven’t had any vimto in YEARS so 6af
They dont look at you because they are looking for tramps, thats what they do, its always the easy catch, the “why not” mentality
you get me ?
tell me about it marra in9idamt ib 7ayatee youm da5alt starbuck julai3a wana ib my training w koba wila halibny puffathum wa9la ilsigaf!!!
as for the soya milk i get mine from kaifan co-op makan a7ad yadree 3ana w kila mawjoud until well now fitha7t 3mouri;p
Laaa 3aad, Starbucks Jlai3aa 7achee thanee
oo nashkorich jidan 3ala il tip
raye7 atilaa ba3ad ishwaya 
ok, so whos up for sultan center gizzing tomorrow? lol inzayn abdullah mashallah 3alyk, you got prettty good hearin, but that whole staring at each other thingy (the HS cuteness u were talking abt) is kinda creepy like lol a7s if i was in any other country they would call secruity or something, im soooo going tomorrrow, and yeah, bradat galbi with the post, especialy the “HAW HAW HAW ishayabi hatha” haw haw ib wayhich.
Thek5 is nasty eheheheh, how you doin ? long time 3anik man !
You have no idea, I have built in Satellites. HAH!
oh and im soooooo glad you liked it
HAHA!
loooool true abdullah, i was too busy hanging out at sultan :p lol jk keep up the AMAZING job and imbarak 3alyk baji il shahar.
lool you kracked me up
you know what i’ll drop by at sultan centre and buy some jelly beans and cheese xD
xoxo
hehehehehhe waaaai u’d think u can go to the sultan center without the neighbourhood watch watching u hehehehehe kil hatha 3ashan chocolate milk?? and wat is with vimto!! people get over it!! ams we had visitors over and i still cant believe that a huge chunk of the time was spent on VIMTO!!
eee thats the important thing ! The whole neigberhood must be there
ee oo ishfeehom 3ala il Vimto ?? baskom ! kila may o shakir
Vent all you want P0ach! Its your blog and you can cry if you want to
hehehehe
LOL @ the vimto one-liners
OHHH nashkorich 6aal 3omrich, nashkorich
Kilich khair oo ibrika 
quoting:”asllan lawo “HATHA” yet7acha chan sakich kaf ! o ba3dain ishda3wa YOUMMAA, ishda3wa ma6at-Ha shebrain ??”…ubaaaih walla fisalt min thi7ik 3ala hal line =D
wallah ma aloomik ela aloom eli eloomik!! o shsalfat eti-hew hew!! *SIGH* magool ela allah y3eenha 3ala roo7ha + allahoma ini 9ayma AKA no comment
Ullah !! ighbarr ighbaaar !! imnain 6al3a intay !!!?!? ullah !
eeeeee awafiq jidan 3ala the new terminology, shisalfa ?!!?
jidan sa3eed ina i3jibach il quote
Been over there saw it all ,, couldn’t stop me smiling , I was in my chaket’hom mood :p
YES YES YES ! I was in that mode the whole time, 6ab3an, i keep giving them the “I am innocent” look.
lool that was funny!
I really enjoy your venting!
Im super glad you liked it
hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaay .. 7adik tha7ktni
Like the way you narrated what you saw in Sultan Center !
ehehe, zoza, glad you liked it
God, thanks for the laugh!
Lol. I admire that you saw all that; and managed to blog about all of it:P
my dear lady, I HAD to ! its my venting session
Hahahaaa… man… I know exactly how you feel.
3azeez, 7ayallah min yanna
and ohhh i wanted to slap them 
Nothing like that happens where I am, lool.
LOOL! Ur a good observer mashalla=O
I think people are goin there cos wallashay fat7 this time and its really wierd how people lihom 5lg y6l3oon w yikshi5oon!
Thanks ! and yes I am, cuz I stay silent the whole time, I just look
its pretty interesting, getting into people’s brains 
LOOOL, el quotes moo 9ij
a7la shy bil shopping laman tesma3 quotes
Jaber, thats the edited version of it, you have no idea
I need the real version :p. And your milk check sultan center mangaf :p I buy it from over there
Helooo!! i love Alpro Soy Milk!! 9arlee sintaain ashrab minaa oo kila alagee ib SC oo sometimes in jam3iyat kaifan!! bas al7een u cnt find it that easily its always sold out!! bas thers this other brand called “Silk” i love it!! il vanilaa malaa a7la min Alpro oo il chocolate is also good!!its a little lighter than Alpro though!! bas kila ebi3oona ib big cartons moo the small 250ml ones..try it its good!
3baid??????? meta tsha’3el el arabic font ya walad ;@
looooooooooooool you’re posts always seize to amaze me! Keep up the great work
ag9ad enah elnas elle talbis chthy !! lazm ya7tarmon hal shahar !! 9a7 ??
oo b3dain ymkin 3shan mako shay imbaa6il hal 7azah ma yigdroon yroo7on ellah sultan center 3ala obo enah yishtroon ;p
3ashan chithi no sul6an ib rmithan…wela sh7aga ako sayeq??? i’d rather be sleeping at home…
i went to sultan centre the other day .. ma sheft hal ashya2 .. yemken kent nayma :p
I *love*love*love* to read all of this….
this is the real life…seems like 
thx for this post!!
anyway…I don´t like any products contains soy in general…but here in Germany Alpro Soy Milk would be never sold out in the supermarket..*hehe*