Sultan Centre Brings Zexy Back
Rememebr this ? I went to buy me some of that fine Alpro Chocolate Soy Milk at maybe 3,30-4 PM. Sold out !
Surprised by the Bee Hive or mating season people were into. People were shoving eachother to the counter till, I thought ” this is pretty intereting”
ofcourse I went there with my untidy Dishdasha, ghetra less head, top button open. I was planning to stay for maybe 5-10 minutes, I couldent resist not staying.
People were actually dressed up to be there, what is this ? The Hook Up ? The trolleys were Semi-Empty while eyes were hovering and maneuvering with “fake” soft voices ” YOUMAAAAA abee hatha ” asllan lawo “HATHA” yet7acha chan sakich kaf ! o ba3dain ishda3wa YOUMMAA, ishda3wa ma6at-Ha shebrain ?? Girlfriend whats the deal ? *****SNAP*****
We wont get into that, lets look at the other nasties, The see through jeans and top MUM, listen, I love your zexy physique, I applaude you for having that fine thing bumping out, but girl ? In ramadan ? You better keep that, ok ? Keep it ! Yes, Sultan centre brought zexy back for sure and for everyone, boys, men, ladies, women and the confused, *no judgement here* I mean, everything was there. I even saw people I didnt see years back.
Ofcourse you have to realize that everybody was looking for this:
I didnt see it, but I loved some of the lines I heard:
- ” 3asa khaltee tertha 3alay” A worried woman.
- ” 7abebtee cham 3omrich ? min binta ? ” A mum speaking to a 20 something year young dame
- ” Na6rich min misa3 wintay lail7een 3ind il jibin ? ” Husband Wifey conversations.
- ” Wallah BBMee imsaweetla reset !! sorry 7abebety ! ” A lier speaking to another Lier.
- ” ihya galat le etha yebtLaha il zalabyaa malat markaz zil6aan, ibta36ene kil ilee abeeh” *SNAP*
- ” Za7ma, khal nig3ad zood ” Girls between eachother.
And the final favorite line ” A7mad ? weeh, sorry la’a, asfa ”
One more thing:
Ladies in tights ? real tighty tights with sentences like ” HAWO HAWO HAWO, deep breath, HAWO, ishfee hatha ?” ishfee hatha ?? you were asking ishfee hatha ? as if you didnt want it ? Believe me, I know you loved the attention, I KNOW! you dont have to act like you dont want it. Girl please ? lets keep it real, lets keep it together ok ? *Snap* oh and you better thank GOD, get down on your knees, yes, right there by that chocolate aisle you were in, get right down ” and take that pull over out of your waist, its still summer ! ” again, get down and put your head to the ground with praises to the LORD, THANKING HIM, that a guy like THAT was looking at YOU ! **double snap** Ladies, you know I got your back, but this “thing” in particular was full and full of herself, umm hmm.
I loved the teenage cuteness, looking at eachother from a distance, exchanging smiles and all. Awww, bless their hearts, I loved watching them, they brought me joy.
p.s: Take this post lightly, its just me venting out “HAH!”