Abdullah is not your LUV Doc
I have been blessed from day one on this blog with the amount of love and attention I got from fellow bloggers and readers.
More over, I’v been receiving daily emails from my second month as a blogger that included things like fan mail, thank you notes, suggestions, advice check and asking for my opinion on personal things. I love it. With all my heart, I love it.
Yet,“some” take it a bit further by asking me to post things about themselves as an indirect message to their partners on my blog since they know they are frequent readers here.
Now, I am not a love doctor, relationships guru, make me feel good mr right or anything related to making you feel good about an argument you had with your partner. yes, my friends do ask me for advice just like any other person, BUT they do know I do not have a certificate that says “ Certified Abdullah Answer, results guaranteed ! “. I do realize that you read my “phenomenon” posts and that gave you an insight on how my serious brain works, yet, It does not mean I do a one on one session then publicly announce it, we cool ?
A reader has been nagging me for a full week to post a song for someone. I can not believe, I repeat “ I can not believe I am doing this “. Yet, Just because I said ” I PROMISE ” then I will do it for you M. You see M is a really nice girl with a bit of a demand snap attitude (which I find cute on a small framed sista like you LOL) well, she has a message for you, A, her partner/other half/fill in the blank.
This is the first and last time I do this for you or anyone else. And A ? for God’s sake Man up and just act like a full grown man ok ? Hold your woman down. I do not promote Ramadan Drama here so please both of you, Chill ! There is NO-THING written on my forehead that suggests “p.i.m.p” and do excuse my language.
I have readers, I am responsible for what they read. Anyway, here is her dedication ( why do I feel like FM DJs ?)
p.s: I’v been going through this tune all week long. and girl ? The video is RAW i like it.
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p.i.m.p loooool do u have the magic stick
I believe I do
If Jessica Alba comes knockin’ on your door I’d love to take your place as love guru.
Minus the iron locked briefs*. =O
*One must’ve watched the movie to comprehend said joke.
You know what im doing right ? im *snapping*
ma 3alaik amer 3baaid, momken asma3 song (laish ya ’6alem)
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL araweeik !
LOL!!
ur blog: a blessing and a curse!;p
ya36ek il3afya i guess?;p
hehe;p
Ehehehe, laa laa inshalla only a blessing
inshalla
I CANT BELIEVE THIS heheheh this is too funny for me.. wallah ya7leelik, and i find her request..(sorry M) but insane…
This is a blog, and it shouldnt be used a “Dr. Fooz” program, i know my comment is a bit harsh, but M. darling you need a wake up call, be realstic shwaya with you expectations next time, and honey mo kilshay bil 7ana!
Abdulla..madry, you should’ve had the chip munck songs “I called the witch the doctor”..instead of this song:P
Your added in my fav readers section LOL
………. hey there Doctor Luuuuuuv
Just Nasty !
Hmm..am still deciding if I like this song =\
LOL, reached a verdict yet ?
LOL I cant believe you did this Doctor LOVE!
DITTO i guess
Gay.
If I were you I’d stick a hot knife into the ass hole of whoever requests anything as homosexually disgusting as this. Jiggle the knife, penetrate it even deeper, twist it clockwise, then counter clockwise… you get the idea.
I’d gladly do it for you if you want, I shall be named “gay-readers-ass-kicker” badass! And you know I’m the perfect person for this job because I’m Saudi, we is crazy ass mo’ fo’s. You be the good cop, and I’ll be the mad badass cop.. Yee-haw!
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Ok im in love with you miss COmmando OF KSA, your part of my secret army service, thats for sure !
I’ve been a silent reading for a while now but this post made me broke my silence!! This is probably the best post you’ve ever written Abdullah!!! funny as hell I may add!! it cracked me up!
Boy; some people really need to get a life!!
I THANK YOU LOL
Oh and thanks for “breaking the silence”
OF ALL THE SONGS IN THE WORLD..why would you choose that one?! why??
i feel it for you, you know what they say..pimpin aint easy
LOL I know right ?
I have a feeling you’ll post something like this again
don’t go making unbreakable promises.. I didn’t like the
song hehe
Time can only tell.
LOL! allah y3eenik Abdullah..
please promote my blog
J/K WALLAH
LOL insane !
Hahahahaha 3adi itseer, keep up the good work dr. Love ;p
7ag il shimata ya sa3ad
maya6libeho ilmushahedoon Ft Dino! not bad dino, ur business is expanding eh?:P
and about M. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !! Seriously women!
sorry I dont mean to be harsh on your commentators but she asked for it !=)
P.S thanks for adding a laugh to this song !!
Oh im soo glad you found the lightness in the post, thats what I was aiming for actually
Abdullah that would be a great business!! charge ur readers for their requests ;p
M dear, masewat 3alaich!!
P.S: if u ever thought of hal mashroo3 ill be getting my commission too
NASTY x 1,000,000
Dear M,
Here is my advice for you:
If you can sum up your relationship with A in a single song, then it’s not worth pursuing. Have a pint of B&J, watch a sappy movie, cry your eyeballs out, then go get a haircut and some highlights and move on. You’ll feel better afterwards.
PEACE OUT!
Blaze out Noorah, BLAZE !
Looooool! Being in a relationship sux! Ashwa eni single;p
P.s 3bdallah by any chance kaan 3ndik blog gabl p0ach? Underground shay I think?:/
Hey there, thanks for dropping by
No my dear, i didnt
madry shqol.. wedy a9’7ak bs a7s 7aram.. ma tadry shnu yemroon feh ohma b3d! oo wedy a3aleq oo “ahalig” bs a7s mala da3y.. too much drama! we r all humans after all.. marat al wa7d yaf9il!
hehe.. allah y3eenik 3bdallah.. oo 3ad ma atakhayalek doc 3abdo (ya3ny nafs doc foz
)
LOOOOOOOOL please 3alliq
brilliant, just brilliant!!! send’em to me next time, will ya!
LOOOOL I WILL
seriously? like.. seriously! is this the ‘how cheap can u go’ song dedication
M, love, ur taste in music has got to change, for the love of god!
LOOOOOL I LOVE YOU !
Things have changed since I was last here hehehehe I read this post twice and couldn’t stop laughing, i’m sorry wallah i’m not a mean person but yeah ppl can be too demanding and i’m sure you were watching the movie “Yes Man!” when you agreed.. sij allah e3eenik oo ya36eek il3afyaa .. I think you handled it very well
You were missed tremendously ! I thank you for your contribution !
O.M.G !!! that’s HUGE !!! “paris hilton way of saying it”
looooool ba3deen il song kilsh moooo chathaba !! i agree with KCAL “M” you should change ur taste in music now now now
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U = INSANE !
i know right
Probably it was their “fav” tune, LOL lakin as a break up song, I think its on point, no ?
no 3aboood nooooooooooooooo kilsh laaa2 !!! looooooool
hahahahaha
wooow now, you don’t want paris suing you for saying that’s huge
oh yea i totally forget that she copy write it !!
LOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!
someone want some LOOOOOVE baabaaaby ..
ma alooomhom al sara7aa .. inta et’habbell.. w kalamik dorrarr
inta as in ana ?
7abaybey walaaaah msaken… lazim they get a life ;p LOOOL wallah one of the best posts ketabta;p
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL qasaman bellah wa7da fathya!! O the dedication, it’s hilarious el9ara7a!! Fe malyon ghneya other than this one o she comes with that? Lalaa el9ara7a ya M ahaneeeeeeech! That post made my day walla !! Keep it up abdullah and M mawa9eech itha tabeen Abdullah e7i6lich post, hathi essa3a lembareka
tha7keena shway:P