Phenomenon: Alien
I saw a lovely lady wearing a nice fitted Hijab, elegant clothes, extremely angelic, she looked really nice and very decent, extremely polite, reminded me of the ladies from the good old days. Her alien foreign colleague (im sure its not her friend), however, was wearing THAT (look below) & an ohh so yummy see through tight jeans/skinny, an even tighter top, wide on the chest and the neck was all out, not to mention her ORIGINAL DIOR earrings, Bling Bling all the way from salmiya to Jibla. so i was intrigued right ?? yes yes ?? NOT !
My dear there is no need to bend all that much to get your napkin from the floor with your 12 inch Kwanzaa* heels hmm ?? no need at all, we did see everything & umm ,, how can i say this politely ? how ?? ok look, when i pick a magazine, I dont touch the used one.
I was looking at you as an observant of your alien like behavior, you know dinosaurs always look at their pray before taking a bite, and well, when they dont bite, just know that they are frightened. Why were you looking at us as if we were food ? I thought we were supposed to do the checkmate move, the first move ? you know a flirt ? ever heard of that ?? ohh but you have a different policy ?? i go for what i want ? thats nice and feisty my love.
Anyway, the counter is right there, so grab food from it, what are you looking at ? specially with the newspaper in my hand covering my mug completely, theres nothing to look at, yet, I was waiting for you to smile, give me that “ohhh come and get me boys “ look, then literally fly. I was looking at the roof, thinking how high you’d reach, or would you do a sub zero move, latch on to the wall, freeze & just stay there. yes ? lovely ? no, my dear thats an insect, an insect does that.
Why are you looking at me ? want to make a pass? my dear i do not look good, or were you intrigued by my ghitra ? My love, my dear, mon ami, mon amore, forget it. That being said with a lovely CAPS LOCKED F, F for FORMAT. hmm ?? clear ? or for your skin it should be more of a CLEAN & CLEAR MESS !
Your polite colleague told you to tone it down, you didnt. why ? attention ? you got it, yet for the wrong audience, everybody had a WTF look when you said ” oo yabene abga 3inda ,, ” pulling a KHALEEJI accent? see that ?? that right there was your climax, i love you. I love you for being bold and just out with what you thought was right, you’ll still be in my insects section though. no worries right ?
My friend liked what he saw, told me ” how did she do that ? “ dont be fooled he’s not asking about my mental fantasies, how she flied from one corner to another with her claws, wings & undercover HELECOPTella-ella-ella. He was talking about her lovely makeup which was a fantasy ride of its own, you can have a sneak peak of what im talking about on a local TV show called .. oh you know what im talking about.
Your colleague was talking to you about the new business courses, you told her “ aiwa aiwa, basma3ik ya 7abebchii ,, intee mitgawizaa, khalenaa nishoof il kiweeet wil kawaita, dol ubbahaa “ looking now at a new crowd, older men, rich and on point. On point = they want anything.
Oh you dont know what happened next ? her friend was embarrassed, left the scene and she had a conversation with one of the “on-points” real life dinosaurs asking him what he’s having for dinner, i would guess the answer is “YOU”.
*They wear that in ZULU land, there ? it looks mighty fine. Here ? it wont. ok ? it wont.
Kwanzaa, a secular festival observed by many African Americans from December 26 to January 1 as a celebration of their cultural heritage and traditional values.
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[...] Original post by Abdullah [...]
Its great that people find ways to express themselves through their clothes, the not so great is that people sometimes take it too far(mo kafo el freedom), i consider it a type of visual pollution! they really should be fined!
On top of that they have a “lovely” attitude to go with their “lovely” clothes, kemalna!
Oh dear
Had to read the post twice 3ashan astaw3ib il mawqif illi 9ar!! Ana agool Allah yahdeeha but seriously: Das is not gute!!
And that must’ve been one hell of a ghitra you were wearing!! LOOL!!
I understand that ur ranting… u have a strange way of ranting though… like it…
Imagine now adays, if a girl is wearing simple clothes with coordinated colors & a normal strass free 7jab with natural almost not there makeup… every one abuses her as in “halaga” o “mooo stylee” o “w3 dathra”
ya ima crusty the clown goes to the disco tmashi
ya ima shoof il te3eyeb…
deniya maglooba
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“when i pick a magazine, I dont touch the used one” this line is the BEST it explained everything 2 me
o WTF!!!!!!! wain saar hal shay!!! aham shay enha she’s pulling an 5aleeji accent waaaai3!!! the problem is..is.. walla i dont know what 2 say!!ok i’ll say this
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ha is it clear now??
o allahoma la shmata!!!
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and kil hatha u saw and felt oo kilshay winta min5ash wara il jareeda????
elly yaaaay a3thaaaaaaam .. rabina yostor <– her style
3adee 6anish ta3ish
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I love how everybody shares the same views.
I was at marina yesterday ,, working at our injaz booth and maaaaan those creatures were every where SERIOUSLY everywheeeeere yeee5 yeeee5 yeeeeee5 ,, it was like a circus wallah interesting to watch (y) bu not as pleasant ;p
God we need a spring clean in kuwait .. Or detox kuwait from … Elmoshkella 3endohom e7na helag , the other day I went to manshar and my sis was wearing shorts and flipflop casual and I heared those kind of grlz saying ” 6a3y 6a3y ambeh halagat’ha ,, mata3ebat ro7ha talbes chooty ” and I was shocked lool because my lil sis looked cute in her shaleh look and not to mention they said ‘en3al 7amam’ and my sis was wearing the chanel flipflop .. They seee us as helaag !!! So plz tell me if they see us as helag and we see them as helag … Am lost who is the helag now !!! Shaket ebro7y
ee wallah ro7aw motaw liked the “RM”
now i dont get it ,i mean what is so wrong about it?
Do what I do… I don’t look at people, I just walk
To me: ya 7ilo il2insan kil ma sa basee6
* sa = sar
Dude, mo kil wa7da tizawwijat ya3ni sawwat injaz!!
You make me feel so much better now!
I love U =*****
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awww 7ayati ;*** Love you too *hugs*
Itha inga63t 3ilaqtich ma3aha, 3ayal ana agool Allah ra7mich. Khallich b3eeda min ilmo7ba6een, you deserve the best
Just tell them “RM” (Roo7aw Mootaw)
New Yorkers are sporting that look, ohma sh3arrafhom ib fashion!! Je suis d’accord avec vous on the fashion detox
BY THE WAY SO SO SO LOVED YOUR BOOTH , I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR BRACELETS .