Abdullah Speaks with Satan/Lucifer/Devil
Just in case you didnt know, thats “Lucifer” the cat up there from Disney’s Cinderella, spanish dubbing LOL
Yet, thats not who im talking about, im talking about the first thing you blame when something goes wrong, the devil.
I always hear people say words like ” ohhh ALLAH yel3an il shai6aan, nisait “, or ” ALLAH igharbil ibleessik ” or ” laaa laa hatha mo inta, hatha iblees ”
so lets clear this up shall we ? Suppose I had a conversation with the devil/satan/lucifer/iblees whatever you want to call him, here is how its going to go:
A ” so whats up with you ?? messing everything up ? ”
D ” I dont know what your talking about ,, they keep blaming me for everything”
A ” well you did say you want to mess everything up for everyone, didnt you ? ”
D ” Yes, I did, ok I admit, Im a bad bad influence, happy now ? but what about Ramadan ? ”
A ” wha ?? why is ramadan part of this conversation ? ”
D ” Look, you know that me and my gang get all tied up somewhere when Ramadan comes in right ? So we dont do anything, we’re just sitting down there, all tied up, we cant even whisper stuff to you no more. me and my gang are hopeless, so why do you blame us even in ramadan ?!?! ”
A ” I dont know actually ”
D ” well heres the deal stupid ! you dont know nothing do you ? and want to speak to me ?? *sigh – stupid humans – sigh* LOOK, you humans, have something called YOU and then YOURSELVES. Basically your like pert plus, 2 in 1 messed up beings. you got it ? ”
A ” Elaborate more ? ”
D ” I dont know why im saying this to you, this could give you a first class british airways ticket to heaven, oh but since your not applying anything im about to say, your not going anywhere, and to hell with me YAYYYE !! *ahem* So here’s the explanation, YOU are just a simple clean, clear minded being. Yourself, which is the “Voice in your head” is innately bad, it asks you to do the nastiest things out there, and you are here in this earth to resist this self and go with your inner goodness, which i lost long time ago ”
” Actually yourself is somewhat beneficial for me in a way, you know ? But to Answer your question, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELVES IN RAMADAN FOR WE ARE TIED AND HAVE NO POWER WHATSOEVER. ohh and you might want to stretch that to events other than ramadan too, you cant just keep blaming me stupid ! ”
A ” getting the picture my dear, ohh and ummm ,, you dont look that hideous my dear, I thought you’d look ugly for some reason?”
D ” well, im not, im hot actually, now scram ! I need to work on my beauty tips, ohh and have you gained weight ? dont go to the gym, its a waste of time, here here, call your chef and ask him to make you a ,, ”
A ” shut up, leave immediately ”
D ” ok , but i’ll be back “
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GENIUS!!!! You should read “My Name Is Red” by Orhan Pamuk. There was a chapter there about Satan, it’s really good!
Love the post!!
Hey Noorah
Thank you very much, I will look into that surely.
i always say “enafs amara bi soo2″
LOVE the conversation so TRUE!!!!!
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a little off topic.. the other day i was talking to a religious fanatical guy that frequences the guhwa i go to (yes, i know its sounds hypocrytical of him.. but they thrive off it), we were talking about how we should call our children names that are blessed due to them being written in the koran. As a person who does not fear questioning religious fanatical ideoligies, i simply put to him… if we employ the same logic, one can call one’s child “shaitan” since this name has been referred to in the holy book.
he was taken aback.. didnt know who to respond, as usual, just part of the same regurgitation of useless disinformation they forcefeed into the youth of kuwait.
Ahahah naaaaar! Maskeen eb ermi’6an mako shay esaweeh haha;p
What’s his bbpin?
your version of the devil seems to be quiete gay, thats not a bad thing though, its interesting, i always figured the devil to be incredibly hot and sexy and just madre shloon, lana he has to be that in order to be that persuasive and stuff, and walla i dnt blame nothing on the devil, ana mas2oola 3an kil ta9arofati oo il ashya2 ili ana mo mas2oola 3anha is dads fault
LOOOL i was smiling while reading this post and at the end i was laughing LOL .. wayed e3jebatny el7araka Abdu
o about blaming it on the Devil .. well i dont do that .. i always blame my self .. thats why i am what i am
thanx again .. loved this post
“a first class british airways ticket to heaven” this part is hilarious!
ya3ni is it still ok to say: alla ygharbil eblees?
3ad telga eblees o rab3a y7boon rmothan coz makow sheghil
but i have lots of voices in my head! =\
9ij ena most of them tell me to go have more chocolate, but some are nice, and tell me to go do…erm…productive stuff…like…erm…eat fries! =D
sij ebliiis! .. but still i balme him ! lazim enge6 balawina 3ala a7ad :/
TEACH ME ! I want to know more about ZOHD, Or at least give me a book I can buy
check this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nafs
i used 2 read about Sufism awal, bs nasi asamii el koteb, fe b3a9′hom mamno3.. oo athker sheft’hom fe Jarir -mu al mamno3in- it’s interesting 2 read about it, oo tet’khayal is it real?
oo elii kent teqraah al ketab “A New Earth” ana a3tebra Sufi-related.. le2na wayd emrakez 3la el Ego oo el truth self!
sa7 !! 3adil 3adil, ohwa asllan 7at bil book ya36ee cham example 3an sufi muslims, hmmm ,, i better check it out soon, lately i’v been into insane spirituality.
Hey there Me
Thanks for dropping by, and just to answer you, the name was not favored in the Qura’an and obviously that is why it is not being used.
Jahanam, hell, inferno was mentioned in the Qura’an, yet everybody fears it. Has to actually, you dont find anybody naming anything even close to this name.
I happen to like these guys, the religious type, im picky though, Amro Khalid, Tariq Al suwaidan, are just too joyous. I love those two, not judgmental types & well educated.
LOOOOOL eeeo mabrook il transition to your new space, im following you tara
oh you dont have it ?? lets just say his pin is attached to his nickname which has his website attached to it, p0ach ? no ?
yes yes your right I always have this thing ina he has a british accent oo he is semi gay lakin he’s actually not, wayed i7saas morahiq fe il 2000 ? instead of 50, cuz thats probably close to his age strech, oo aside from that, Lets take daddy out of the pic, you and I know best.
Your a grown woman, you dont need to be pointing fingers at no body, aside from that, forgiveness my dear.
Glad you liked it, hope it enlightened you today
forgiveness is for the weak hearted who cant hold on to a grudge long enough
no but seriously i do take responsibility for the stuff i do and do not do, i dnt blame la the devil and in all seriousness neither do i blame dad, but no forgiveness!
Laa laa feech il khair intay, I dont know you very well, lakin you have a wonderful heart. fa shush it !
ofcourse its ok, he deserves it, lakin ya3nee the idea is not to blame others for your own mistakes.
ohh no sadgene he’s twisting and twirling down there
3ad i do LOOOL but ana awaree my stupid ass heart LOL
LOOOOOOOOL majnooonah !
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Dandoon ?? nasty ! LOL
the idea of this whole post is to make you “think” differently and NOT throw things of “your own” at “others”.
mako fayda .. q8eyen ! al ettekaliya Sas fena .
thepost whould be posted in Kuwait AL Yom . everyone will e7asses alba76a elle 3ala rasa. wa ma adraak mal al ba67a .. naar allaaah al moqadah
LOOOOOOOL