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April, 2009
People 12:04 AM

Phenomenon: Watch Rent ?

Ok so whats the deal ?

While I was sipping my frapp here in London, SURPRISE SURPRISE, two kuwaiti tramps kept talking about how hot and zexy the guy they met was, back in Kuwait that is, ohh you want the break down of how they met ?

He knocked the window of her Range Rover ( yes, she was bragging to her other lovely piece of metal/aluminum/waste friend), she kept saying she was frightened, lier!, but eventually opened up the window, and asked what do you want ? he kept saying nice words of ohh and ahhh your like the next Lady gaga or whatever ,, fa she fell for him (by the way they were speaking trash kuwaiti, like Hootha instead of HATHA, ya dig ?) anyway, they hooked up, DUH, she calls him ,, and a month later, this is what she found out ,, :

He is a non kuwaiti, bidoon ( i hold nothing against them) claiminig to be one ,, as if being one gives u a reserved place in heaven, whatever ,,

and the Aston Martin he has, not his, rent, and get this ,, the bulk of Watch, cufflinks, and pen are rented too ?? Ok when was this happening in KUWAIT?? ohh so she was devastated ,, ohh poor soul ,, BURN IN HELL !

See this is the new level of L.O.W, aint that a classy story ?

Ohhh and by the time she was done from her lovely ass kicking story, i had to let my voice be heard by the lovely couple,

ALo … wainik ?? kanii yayyy !! ” a total lie ofcourse, nobody was on the phone.

Them ? GASSP !

Gaasp ?? Ayy gassp ?? .. ayy gassp bil thab6 ?? oo 3ala shino ?? i know your names, both of you. I’ll see you both there, you know, there? where we’ll all meet ?? hell ?? yeah ?? familiar ? BARF !

Isint it amazing what kind of things you can hear while your just sitting, sipping coffee ? ooh and by the way ,, i tried turning up the volume of my ipod, but they were at it ,, screaming ,, and expressing everything.

Speaking of phenomenon, i’ll go listen to LL COOL J’s Phenomenon. I LOVE THAT JAM !

Look what I found HERE.

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72 Responses

  1. eleventh.st says:

    I don’t know what’s going on with people in Kuwait, I think were hitting an all time low! I don’t understand why people have to be so materialistic!

    • Ron says:

      Its the ways of the world. Look around you, we all being blasted with materialistic concoctions and everyone has to be able to face the competition with everything new that comes out. Oh the Aston Martin is not pleasing to you? Well there is always a Ferrari around the corner (rented mind you :) It is unfortunate that we are witnessing a deteriorating of society which was once known for its Arts, Seafaring and much more.

  2. Smart-y says:

    beeeh.. wallah 7asafaa!
    madrii shaqol ya3nii.. i heard about hal ashya2, bs kela aqool “laa, ma3qolaa!?”.. apparently yes ma3qolaa!!
    bs zain sawait fehom.. 3ajabtnii!

  3. O.K. says:

    alah yahde el jemee3

  4. DaLaL says:

    7imdilla o shikir!!
    bs enta gilt-ha “TRAMPS” ya3ni eta’3farallah yestahlooon bs abaaaaaih!!3ad kilshay rented 7ta the PEN ana sima3t 3an hal swalif min my dad o every time wayhe eseer :O ma agool ela allahoma la shamatah,,
    p.s:5oooooooooooooooosh post ;)

  5. it breaks my heart to see what this country is coming down to wallah =\

  6. Fahad says:

    It’s not the country that’s reaching an “all-time low”, it’s them.

    Desperate Nonwives.

  7. DaLaL says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL bidaina biti6ifir :P
    bs next time mani gayla eni i like anything zaain :P

  8. Miznah says:

    “like Hootha instead of HATHA” LOOOOOOL

    ma galat 6ila3? instead of 6ala3??

    takmil!!

    yaboon yithab6oonik, shafaw mazyooon ga3id galaw 9aida.. bas mo 3arfeen shloon.. galat ahhaleg chood he’s into this!!

    ana marra wa7da tahawishat ma3a rayilha, kanaw s3oodiyeen, 3ala.. umm magdar agool shino bas it was NASTY AND GRAPHIC LOOOOOL and I was having a blast!!

  9. Miznah says:

    sha77a6a or sha7a6a?

  10. Silver says:

    What a charming charming story..

    aham shay il gasp a5er shay! LOL :P

  11. Seattle Dude says:

    dude, it would’ve been worth it to just randomly toss your frapp on those fools just for fun

  12. Ur cousin's roommate & ur wok mate's wife says:

    This guy just knocks at her window & all of a sudden “7ibni wa 7ibik”……Mahazel walla :)

  13. Nouf says:

    looool , la t3leeq!! la 7ola wala gowa ela belALLAH wallah 3la golat mama dalal ” wagten mo zain” ALLAH y’7rejna mnhaa o y7f’6na mn kel makrooh .. 9ej wi3 3la goltick 3bdallah ” this is SICK”

  14. Ur cousin's roommate & ur wok mate's wife says:

    He taps on her window & all of a sudden “7ibni wa 7ibik”…..lol, Mahazil Wallah!
    Nas Fa’9ya :P

  15. Noor (ur work mate's wife) says:

    He taps on her window & all of a sudden “7ibni wa 7ibik”……Mahazel Wallah!
    How Materialistic r those ‘ladies’ :P

  16. um-mit3ib says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!
    3ajeeb 3ajeeebbb !! :P
    bat3araf 3alaihom tikfa:P

  17. tartar says:

    Rent!??? Why should I wear something that someone else worn! Yak

  18. lulwah says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOl lady GAGA (doubt it).

    y3ny al7yn ehya ga3da etsolif fa’7ar, mo min 7alat il salfa (EWWW) y3ny if she kept her mouth shut wayid ashreflha. O she got what she deserved, il rayal mo eb his car. o la ba3ad you stop for a guy because he owns an expensive car (cheap cheap).

  19. Bloggerista says:

    Aham shay inna you’ll meet them in hell! ;P

  20. Can you blame the guy?

    Most local girls will only look your way if you’re decked out in designer clothes and a fancy car.

  21. bonajim says:

    ent waynik yesterday dagana 3alaak the guys are realy intrested in ur blog especialy 3baids pic ;) faa alaaah e3eeenik

  22. Shwaish says:

    well so much to say, no brain power tho so u probably know wat i have to say…so there i said it hehe

  23. Daddy's Girl says:

    Ana gimt asadeg kil shay ib hal denya…

    iko no3ya mo3ayana min il banat madry min wain yayeen… la akhlaq la tarbiya la sana3 walaaa shay…

    Madry shino yaboon? Ilee 7eta metzawjat o 3ndohom jaish yahal o ye’3azloon b3d!!!

    il Yoom ana katba post 3n 2 monkeys bel avenues… kilmat monkey is kind for their kind…

    Ista’3far allah!!!

    Ana lo minik tadry shasawee????

    Awal shay yom gelt wainik kani yaaay…
    b3dain akamil agse6 lohom 63m… la yam3awaaad bamor rolex astelem my new watch or something…

    il mohim akhalehom ’3aseb yetlazegoon feneee

    b3dain ahaze2hom ishwaya… y3ni kilma mini minak chini im wooow bamoot 3lehom o a36ehom amal bel ta3weeth 3n fata il jabal ilee yahom… b3dain BAM ath7ak tha7ka mojaljelaaa o i say to them what i think about them in their face o ahed.hom o a6l3…

  24. eshda3wa says:

    ya3ni madre why ppl get surprised in london when the person next to them speaks arabic

    90 percent of london ARABS

    get over it!

  25. eshda3wa says:

    oo zain ysawe feeha hatha

    etha 7atan his pen oo cuff links imdaqeqa feehum!

    can anyone say

    gold digger!

  26. L.R.643 says:

    one word: Typical.

  27. L.R.643 says:

    bs tara il6iyor 3ala ashkaliha taqa3. the guy obviously thinks materialistic luxuries will “get him some”, and fi3lan it did “get him some” by appealing to the girls that do indeed favor the exterior more than the interior.

    typical. oh i already said that.

  28. Noorah says:

    SHINO “HOOTHA”?!?!?!

    Y

  29. Noorah says:

    SHINO “HOOTHA”?!?!?!

    YA ILAHI MA HATHA?!?!?!?!

  30. RoOoRoOo says:

    loooooooooooooooool
    3ngad 7elwaa al7araka :)

  31. Abdullah says:

    aham shay il P.S :P

  32. Abdullah says:

    point taken, lakin weak earthlings would fall for this, hence the tramps :P

  33. Abdullah says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!

  34. DaLaL says:

    shtabeeeeeeeeeeee :P

  35. Abdullah says:

    laa ya3nee yazat lich il post china :P

  36. Abdullah says:

    imballa !!! imballa !! galawo 6ila3 ,, chifteeeh ,, instead of shiteeh ?? in a nut shell ? Ni3il :)

    LOOOOOL on the mazyoon part ,, *cough* more *cough* Please *cough* lol !!!

    YOU ARE NASTY ! why would you enjoy a husband wife argument ? (sarcastically speaking) you should know me by now :P

  37. Miznah says:

    cuz it was so graphic! wala agda3 porn heheheheh LOL :P

  38. Miznah says:

    la o munaqqaba ba3ad..

  39. Abdullah says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!

  40. DaLaL says:

    ohoooo:P shfeek b3aaad!!
    tbe maay chenik shrgaan :P

  41. Abdullah says:

    LOOOOOL sha77a6a, foot wear LOOOOOOL

  42. Abdullah says:

    I KNOW ! i thought ohhhh ,, what would be nastier ,, a frap ? or a cold mango twist ? LOL

  43. Abdullah says:

    laa laa ma ye7taye :P

  44. Abdullah says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!! LAAA LAAA LAAA the Mama dalal card = PRICELESS !!!

  45. Abdullah says:

    HELLO HELLO !! 7ayallah min yanna ;) FINALLY, a comment from her highness :P HAH!

    The only reason your comment didnt go on the first time is because i have to approve only one comment from you and then the rest are automatically approved, its the system, not me :P

    LOOOL it seems ina 7ibbni wa 7ibbik is a big hit ,, LOL, and those ladies ,, to me are not ladies ,, i call them Lady Dudes ,, i dont know why , but to me a lady is a LADY, you know ,, sweet, fun, maybe delicate, maybe soft, maybe just polite ,, you know the typical stuff, but those ?? lemme tell you ,, they had nothing ,, just female figures, weaves and damn those heels :P

  46. Abdullah says:

    laa laa bas i like her ,, she’s very out spoken (sarcastically) LOL

  47. Abdullah says:

    well ,, im being honest :P

  48. Abdullah says:

    ofcourse i would.

    i wan to agree with you. But I cant.

  49. lulwah says:

    I bet you do (sarcastically)

  50. Abdullah says:

    oo ilomonee feech ya bashoor :P

  51. Abdullah says:

    why isint your blog showing bil address ? add it 3ashan we all visit ;)

  52. Abdullah says:

    ohh oo min gaaal inich im3asba ?? min gaal ? :P

  53. L.R.643 says:

    and i triple myself ;p

  54. Daddy's Girl says:

    Haw ishloon mo imbayen ?!?!?!? I already did add it with my name?!!?!

    http://danderma.wordpress.com/

    im3asba?! Abaaaadaaan

    Min yegoool…

  55. Abdullah says:

    when you post, insert your web ad at the http section ,, :P

  56. Abdullah says:

    I LOVE your confidence.

  57. Abdullah says:

    somebody’s been checking old stuff :P

  58. Noorah says:

    Hehehe, I was attracted by the shiny picture :P

  59. Abdullah says:

    see, i though so :P

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