Phenomenon: Watch Rent ?
Ok so whats the deal ?
While I was sipping my frapp here in London, SURPRISE SURPRISE, two kuwaiti tramps kept talking about how hot and zexy the guy they met was, back in Kuwait that is, ohh you want the break down of how they met ?
He knocked the window of her Range Rover ( yes, she was bragging to her other lovely piece of metal/aluminum/waste friend), she kept saying she was frightened, lier!, but eventually opened up the window, and asked what do you want ? he kept saying nice words of ohh and ahhh your like the next Lady gaga or whatever ,, fa she fell for him (by the way they were speaking trash kuwaiti, like Hootha instead of HATHA, ya dig ?) anyway, they hooked up, DUH, she calls him ,, and a month later, this is what she found out ,, :
He is a non kuwaiti, bidoon ( i hold nothing against them) claiminig to be one ,, as if being one gives u a reserved place in heaven, whatever ,,
and the Aston Martin he has, not his, rent, and get this ,, the bulk of Watch, cufflinks, and pen are rented too ?? Ok when was this happening in KUWAIT?? ohh so she was devastated ,, ohh poor soul ,, BURN IN HELL !
See this is the new level of L.O.W, aint that a classy story ?
Ohhh and by the time she was done from her lovely ass kicking story, i had to let my voice be heard by the lovely couple,
“ ALo … wainik ?? kanii yayyy !! ” a total lie ofcourse, nobody was on the phone.
Them ? GASSP !
Gaasp ?? Ayy gassp ?? .. ayy gassp bil thab6 ?? oo 3ala shino ?? i know your names, both of you. I’ll see you both there, you know, there? where we’ll all meet ?? hell ?? yeah ?? familiar ? BARF !
Isint it amazing what kind of things you can hear while your just sitting, sipping coffee ? ooh and by the way ,, i tried turning up the volume of my ipod, but they were at it ,, screaming ,, and expressing everything.
Speaking of phenomenon, i’ll go listen to LL COOL J’s Phenomenon. I LOVE THAT JAM !
Look what I found HERE.