Freaky Therapy
I am a visual person. Talking is not my thing so lemme get down to business.
Yesterday I went to see how freaks celebrate and draw a smile on my ever happy face, so me and a friend went to Gulf street (Yeah, sue me, i went there), and well, I do NOT recommend mentioning what I saw or how I saw what I saw. The dancing ?? The new hand movements? the bum shaking ? (bum is too seductive, what i saw was more of a fat on fat action) ohh ohh ohh and my favorite conversation i couldent but over hear:
Man (22- 21 years old) : stop , stop right there, (foams her car up, the nastiest way imaginable)
Girl: (mannish. i love queen latifah but she kinda looked like her with a vail too), slide the window down, and yelled in a very low class, chicken tone, You a man ? (you know that voice, so annoying, that it has an echo ? )
Man: (scared, “pee in your trousers” scared) Yeah ?? what do you want !?!?
Girl: If your a man stand right where you are (opens the door, steps down, looking at me with a ” ohh happy ?? just wait for your turn” HA! , takes a stick and goes to him.
Man: Runs away ,, away ,, i mean AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (felt sorry for him, specially with all the other guys looking ;P)
Girl: (rushed back to the car in the most hideous/martial-arts/military like action) screaming ” YAYYYYTiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKKKKKK !!!! ” ”im comin to get you”.
Did my lil investigation, turns out this piece of art is one of the new FEMALE COPS.
I do not know how to react. go girls ? yeah.
yet, all I could think of were those two ADS below, I just wanted something aggressive to be left out there in the wild. You, dear readers, know that monkeys are afraid of anything that moves right ? i’ll leave that to your imagination.


Keep imagining, or better yet, enhance my imagination with your suggestions ;P































AWWWWWWWWWW AINT HE CUTE ???




